Thats a lucky match stick

Santa Banta SMS

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?‚ asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.‚

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