Tumhari galat fahami hai

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1. Aftari main sirf tumhari kami thi

Suno! Aaj Aftari mein samose bi thay pakoray bi thay sharbat bhi tha kele bhi the saib bhi the angoor bhi the Khujoor bhi thi bas aik tumhari kami thi Kharboozay!

2. Khoobsurat si tumhari yaad.... Goodnight

Kabhi ati hai, Khamoshi say, Chupkey Say, Rat mein, Barsat mein, Veeraney main, Anjaney main, Kise waja say, Kis liye, Kis ki khater, Kis k liey, Ye keya hey, Ek ehsasss, Ek pyass, Phir bhi acchi lagti hai, Unjani si, Begaani si, Phachaani si, Khoobsurat si, Tumhari yaad. ¢â‚¬Å“GOOD NIGHT¢â‚¬Â

3. Tumhari holi ho number one

Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi.

4. Hojati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli

Door hi sahi, kinara to hai, timtimata hi sahi, sitara to hai.. Hojati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli¢â‚¬Â¦ tinka hi sahi.. Sahara to hai..

5. Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

6. Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay, Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay, ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay, Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay, . . . . . "AMMI BHOOT"

7. one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

8. Aray hamain to apnon ne luta

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha, mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha, Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha, Mujhe jiS beD per […]

9. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

10. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

11. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

12. LIPTON di chah hai?

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

13. Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de

Ae-Allah iss se pehlay k yeh duniya mujhey ruswa kar de, Tu meray jis meri rooh ko acha kar day, Ye halat apni jo main ne khud banai hay magar, Jaisa tu chahta hay ab mujhey wesa kar de, Meray her faislay mein teri raza ho shamil, Jo tera hukum ho wo mera irada kar […]

14. Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

15. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

16. Gharib khandan per essay

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi. unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha. bachon k paas purane mobile thay. […]

17. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

18. 1 bar jan maang ker to daikho

1 bar jan maang ker to daikho, . . . 1 bar yaad ker k to daikho.. . . . agar main na aaya to samajh laina . .. . . . . . . . . main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai...

19. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

20. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

21. Load shedding ka waqt

Assalam-o-alaikum, KARACHI ˜r Us K Mazafaat Mein Light janey K Waqt Hua jt Hi, Bqi Lg Apne apne Mqami Wqt k M¹tbiq KESC ko gaaliyan dein.

22. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

23. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

24. Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

25. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]

26. Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho

Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho . . . Na koi tumharay paas ho . . . . Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, . . . Na koi tumhari nazar main ho, . . . Tu samajh laina k tum .. . . . . . . BATHROOM main ho :p

27. Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Goodnight

28. ibadat main 2 chizain

Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}

29. Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

Salam pyare! Agar apke pas ya ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega. Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga. Aapka bhai, Pervez Musharraf.

30. Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas

31. Kini waryi phone kita per

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya Sheikh: kion Chukhan , jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye, ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

32. 3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

33. Baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya

Mujhey Mohabat Hay Apney Haath Ki Sub Ungaliyoon Say Naa jaaney Kiss Ko Pakar K baba Nay Mujhey Chalna Sikhaya LOVE U PAPA Happy Father Day!'