Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Wife confronts husband about the insults he muttered in his sleep; his defence is that she misunderstood — that he was asleep.

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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