Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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  4. Jab sey tumhain jana hai,

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  5. Bhoolna tumhain na asaan hoga

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  20. Wife came home with a goat.

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