Aftari main sirf tumhari kami thi

Hindi Misleading SMS

A misleading Ramadan SMS listing every Iftar dish lovingly before revealing that the "you" it was missing all along is a variety of melon.

Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha

kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi

bas
aik tumhari kami thi

Kharboozay!

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  1. Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

    2. Waqt guzarta raha per sans thami si thi, Muskura rahe thy hum,per ankhon me nami si thi, Saath hamaray jahan tha sara, Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

  2. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

    3. Roman Urdu SMS listing an ideal woman's qualities — modesty, fragrance of a rose, devotion to prayer, and service to parents. 1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare […]

  3. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari

    4. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari us ne kaha dekhtay kia ho main nay kaha soorat tumhari us ne kaha karte ho kia main nay kaha ibadat tumhari us ne kaha kafir ho kia main nay kaha ye hi sahi us ne kaha chahtey ho kia main nay kaha muhabbat […]

  4. Tumhari galat fahami hai

    5. Jeeto catches Santa swearing at her in his sleep, and Santa's defense of the accusation ends up being worse than the original complaint. Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

  5. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay

    6. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay, hum bhi chup chaap phira kertay thay, Aankhon mein pyaas howa kerti thi, Dil mein toofan utha kertay thay, Loog aatay they ghazal sunne ko, Hum teri baat kia kertay thay, Such samajhtay they teray wadon ko, Raat din ghar mein raha kertay thay, Woh bhi kia din […]

  6. Ap Ki Kami Mehsoos Hoti Hai Kuch Is tarah

    7. Basa Hai Ankhoon Main Apka Chehra Is Tarah Gulab Main Khushbo Basi Hoti Hai Jis Tarah Namaz Parh Li Ho Aur Dua Na Mangi Ho Ap Ki Kami Mehsoos Hoti Hai Kuch Is tarah

  7. Sirf tere liye hain

    8. Straightforward Roman Urdu romantic SMS listing love, prayers, and devotion as all exclusively yours. Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain

  8. Khoobsurat si tumhari yaad.... Goodnight

    9. A wistful Roman Urdu good night about memories that arrive quietly, without warning, wrapping themselves around you in the dark. Kabhi ati hai, Khamoshi say, Chupkey Say, Rat mein, Barsat mein, Veeraney main, Anjaney main, Kise waja say, Kis liye, Kis ki khater, Kis k liey, Ye keya hey, Ek ehsasss, Ek pyass, Phir bhi […]

  9. 3153600 seconds - sirf aap ko hi yaad kia

    10. In 1 year, 12 months, 365 days & nights, 8760 hours, 52560 min, 3153600 sec, sirf aap ko hi yaad kia. Aur sirf 2 mins lagay is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

  10. Sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay

    11. Roman Urdu SMS reframing being remembered only in need: if someone seeks light in the dark, they have made you their light. Agar koi tum ko sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay to pareshan mat hona bulkay fakhar karna k us ko andhairon mein roshni ki zarorut hay aur woh tum ho.

  11. Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

    12. Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

  12. Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

    13. Builds a romantic December-night memory with whispered intimacy — the cherished phrase turns out to be a street vendor's egg call. Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, wo bhegi bhegi ratain, wo haseen lamhaat, jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker, ankhon me ankhain dalkar, jub tum […]

  13. Ae zindagi tujh say ab na main kar paungaa wafaa

    14. Ae zindagi tujh say ab na main kar paungaa wafaa, Ab apnay bandhanon say mujhay tu azaad kar day, Galti say kuchh phool meray daaman mein aa giray thay, Wapas tu lay lay inko aur iss mein kantay tu bhar day,

  14. Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du

    15. A Roman Urdu birthday message searching for the right gift and settling on a heartfelt wish. Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

  15. Tumhari chahhat

    16. tumhari chahhat ka aidrak hoa tha mujhay tum say piyar yohi to nahi hoaa tha mujhay tumhari razamandi ka yaqeen hooa tha mujhay tum say aiqrar yo hi to nahi hoa tha mujhay tumhari wafa ka hosla mila tha mujhay tum say ainkar yonhi to nahi hoa tha mujhay

  16. Is hawa me khushbu hai tumhari,

    17. Is hawa me khushbu hai tumhari, is chand ki roshni me surat hai tumhari. Is dil sey jo mar kar b juda na ho sakay woh sirf aur sirf dosti hai tumhari.

  17. Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha

    18. Thukra ke usne mujhko,kaha ki muskuraao! Main hass diya kiyo ki ,sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi, Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha..

  18. Sirf mera rahay!

    19. Meri dunya me beshak andhra rahe, Tere lab pe hansi ka basera rahe, Phol khilte rahen tere charo taraf, Tere hr simt khushbu ka daira rahe, Zindgi me teri sham aye nai, Ek chamakta damakta sawera rahe, Tu mere sang ho ye zarori nai Bs, Tu jahn b rahe sirf mera rahe,,"

  19. Tumhari holi ho number one

    20. Short upbeat English-Hindi Holi SMS wishing a number-one festival and a whole lot of fun. Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi.

  20. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

    21. Wife tells her travelling husband she's already lost half her weight missing him; his reply is to wait another two weeks. Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

  21. Tum joo kahooo woh har khuwaish puri ho tumhari...

    22. Tum joo kahooo woh har khuwaish puri ho tumhari... Khuda say bhi bus yahi duaa hai humari....

  22. Meray hissay ki her khushi tumhari ho gi

    23. Zamanay ki her jannat tumhari ho gi, Yeh aasman yeh zameen tumhari ho gi, Mujh say keh bhi na pao gay uskay pehlay, Meray hissay ki her khushi tumhari ho gi,

  23. DOSTI - kaho to sirf 2 lafz

    24. DOSTI -Kaho to do lafz, -Mano to bandgi, -Socho to gehra sagar, -Dubo to zindagi, -Karo to aasan, -Nibhao to muskil, -Bikhre to sara zamana, -Simte to Sirf Aap.

  24. tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum

    25. Raat ki tanhai se darte hai hum, kagaz ki parchhai se darte hai hum, Duniya sath chale na chale, tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum

  25. Hojati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli

    26. A quietly comforting Roman Urdu miss you finding peace in memory alone, even from a distance, like a faint star that is still a star. Door hi sahi, kinara to hai, timtimata hi sahi, sitara to hai.. Hojati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli… tinka hi sahi.. Sahara to hai..

  26. Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay

    27. Two flies discuss real estate on a bald man's head: one says what a nice house; the other says just bought the plot so far. 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi nay kaha, "Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey" Pehli makhi boli: "Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai"

  27. Sirf tere liyay rabta rakhon

    28. Laho main rang ki tarah basa hay tera khayal Main kis tarah teri yaadon say fasla rakhon... Kisi bhi shakhs say koi gharz nahi mujh ko Main sirf teray liyay sub say raabta rakhon...

  28. Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti

    29. Wanting alone doesn't make you meet — the sun never shares its sky with the night. Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti, Suraj k saath kabhi raat nahi hoti, Hum jise chahete hai jaan se bhi ziyadah, Saamne hote hain, par baat nahi hoti.

  29. Hastay hain to sirf duniya kay liye

    30. Apni to zindgi hi ajeeb kahani hay jis chiz ko chaha woh begani hay Hastay hain to sirf duniya kay liye, Warna in ankhon main to sirf pani hi pani hay

  30. Tumhari yaad aati hai to aankhein bheeg jaati hai

    31. Tumhari yaad aati hai to aankhein bheeg jaati hai, Tumhari yaad aati hai to raat beet jaati hai, Bhulana to bahut chaha magar yaadein to yaadein hai, Kabhi hum haar jaate hai kabhi yeh jeet jaati hai.

  31. Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon

    32. A Roman Urdu love message swearing every moment to one person. For when Urdu says what English cannot quite manage. Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon, main apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon, Samait sako gay na jisay tum ta qayamat, Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.

  32. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

    33. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

  33. Is duniya main 3 tarha k log

    34. Roman Urdu SMS listing three kinds of fortunate people — those with true love, a good friend, and the sender's repeated messages. Is duniya main 3 tarha k log khushnaseeb hotey hain 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye acha friend milta hai 3 jinhain mera sms bar bar milta hai