Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay

Hindi Funny SMS

Two flies discuss real estate on a bald man's head: one says what a nice house; the other says just bought the plot so far.

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
"Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey"

Pehli makhi boli:
"Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai"

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