Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

Hindi Santa Banta SMS

A Santa joke where asking for a color TV at a shop leads to a request so literal that it stumps the shopkeeper entirely.

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'

'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

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