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1. Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles¢â‚¬Â¦

Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Majnu asked laila what¢â‚¬â¢s this? Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.

2. Lips pe infection

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

3. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

4. Murday say lipat kar roti hain

Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana... Wife: wo Q? Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy say lipat lipat kr roti hen...

5. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

6. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

7. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

8. Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

9. Tumhari galat fahami hai

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

10. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

11. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

12. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan kinjh skda bhul sajjna, mainu aj v milan kitaba cho tere vallo bheje phul sajjna. Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho. jindgi cho jaane walyeo haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho. Na ji hunda na mar hunda na hunda saatho bhul sajjna. Mainu […]

13. 75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya, "Zarorut-e-rishta" 7 din k baad ek letter aaya "Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin, Farishtay aatay hain"

14. Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha

Do dil hone chahide see rabba nitin de shareer vich, Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha, Per tainu ta kahiye,je tera vee koi dildaar hondha, Te oh tera dil todeda,te mere jeha haal hondha.

15. Saal k woh lamhe jo sang aap k bitae

Chalta rahega ye zindagi ka karwa, yunhi saal gujarte jayenge, magar wo lamhe jo sang aap ke bitaye hai, hum chah kar bhi na bhul payenge.. Wishing you a very happy new year

16. Santa, Kachha and parosan

Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

17. Hindi friendship new year shayari

Meri Chah Hai Naya Saal Ho Kuch Aisa Na Ho Jisme Koi Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Wala Duniya Mein Nahi Hain Jinka Koyi Naya Saal Me Ho Unko Koi Gale Lagane Wala Ujadi Huyi Aankhe Jinki Zindagi Me H Andhera Naya Saal Ho Unhe Dubara Sapne Dikhane Wala Tanha Aur Udaas Logo K Aashiyano Mein, […]

18. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

19. Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?

Father asked beti: "Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?" Beti:" Maa banun gi, study karon gi, shari karon gi, bus or kia?" Mom:"Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna";-)

20. kub yaad kartay hain ?

Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

21. Meri taraf se eid mubarak

Sufi soap Lado soap Robin neel Kashmir banaspati Habib cooking oil Dalda banaspati Metro milan agarbatti 7up, pepsi, team, sprite, Dew, National chat masla, Surf excel, Arial, Tapal, Lipton tea Walls ice cream AUR MERI TARAF SE BOHUT BOHUT EID MUBARAK

22. Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay....

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es […]

23. Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas

24. Main ullu ka patha ...!

1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]

25. Dosti mausam nahi

Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye, dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay. dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, jo toot […]

26. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

27. Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...

28. Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai

De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata

29. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

30. Hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte! Good Night (S)

31. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

32. Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log humein pathar dil kehte hain, Lekin wo jante nahi, Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

33. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...