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1. A boy came running in the kitchen

A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!

2. Kitchen has he in it

Dear Boy. Kitchen Has 'He' In It. So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich. Sincerely, Girls. =P

3. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Police ask Santa why the thief didn't steal the TV; Santa says because he was sitting watching it at the time. Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

4. LIPTON di chah hai?

A Santa-Banta wordplay joke where a simple question about Lipton tea leads to a cheeky misinterpretation that has nothing to do with the beverage. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

5. Google or Yahoo ???

A Santa-Banta joke where the answer to 'Google or Yahoo' is found on Google. Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'... :D ;)

6. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

A Santa-Banta riddle asking why a bald man visits the barber every single day — the punchline flips the question entirely. Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

7. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

Classic Santa-Banta format: someone rushes to tell Santa his house is flooded; Santa says impossible because he has the key. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas […]

8. Have you caught the thief

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief? Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What? Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where? Sharef : On my cheeks.

9. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

10. Cable T.V

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

11. I will never marry in my life

Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.

12. Santa's sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

13. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]

14. New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

15. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

16. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa (Sardar joke) is crying at a bar — he wants to forget a girl but can't remember her name, so forgetting is impossible. Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

17. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

A Santa classroom joke where a translation exercise turns into a comically literal and rhythmically inventive English sentence. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

18. Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

A Santa joke where asking for a color TV at a shop leads to a request so literal that it stumps the shopkeeper entirely. Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

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20. Yeh to aam ka pair hai.

Banta climbs a mango tree expecting to find apples, and the monkey who corrects him only adds to the absurdity when Banta explains his plan. Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

21. Santa in court

SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

22. What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

23. Headlights and wipers

A road accident joke where headlights and wipers become a miscommunication. After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no. :D

24. Santa, Kachha and parosan

A cheeky Santa laundry joke where hanging underwear next to the neighbor's clothes leads to a request that sounds worse than it actually is. Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar […]

25. Feel d difference of boy / girl

A double-standard joke about love letters — one is called loffer, the other an offer. If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)

26. Coffee and wine shop difference

Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

27. Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!

28. How he got into the house

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]

29. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

30. Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

31. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

32. Kissing ur wife in ur home....

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."

33. Tumhari galat fahami hai

Jeeto catches Santa swearing at her in his sleep, and Santa's defense of the accusation ends up being worse than the original complaint. Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.