Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Hindi Santa Banta SMS

A Santa classroom joke where a translation exercise turns into a comically literal and rhythmically inventive English sentence.

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

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