Latifa kisey kehtey hain

Misc SMS Jokes

A simple Urdu wordplay joke between two pagals about the word 'latifa'.

Aik pagal dosre pagal se:
Latifa kisey kehtey hain

Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

Related SMS

  1. Phir Piyaar Kisey Tum Kehtey Ho?

    2. Kamosh Zabaan Ke Lafzon Mein Kuch Posheeda Si Baatein Hai In Posheeda Si Baaton Mein Kuch Chahat Ki Barsaatein Hain In Baaton Ko Hum Muddat Se Seenay Mein Chhupaye Bethey Hain Kuch Paaye Bina Kuch Kho Dena Ye Piyaar Mein Ham Ne Seekha Hai Sooraj Mein, Chand Sitaron Mein Har Shai Main Tumhi Ko Dekha […]

  2. Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain

    3. Longing Urdu Eid SMS: everyone agrees Eid is here, but the sender will only truly believe it when the reader walks through the door. Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain Tum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeen aaye

  3. Hum to pagal hain

    4. Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain

  4. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

    5. A Roman Urdu rain poem — dark clouds, a hidden moon, and memories of someone not here. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

  5. Dil mey KHUDA hain....sub mujh per FIDA hain

    6. Dil mey KHUDA hain, Aankh mey NASHA hain, Baat mey MAZAA hain, Chaal mey ADAA hain, Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain, Pyar mey WAFAA hain! Arrey.... isiliye toh sab log Mujh per FIDAA hain...

  6. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain

    7. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankhon se chalakte hain..!

  7. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

    8. Roman Urdu SMS about loneliness and longing, with a Punjabi aside explaining that 'vele' means lazy — the sender's self-described state waiting for the beloved. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is […]

  8. Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

    9. A Sardar takes "matches made in heaven" completely literally, leading to a regrettable trip to the tailor before the misunderstanding surfaces. Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain? Sardar 2:Aasman par Pehla:Abay shit yaar Dosra: Kia howa? Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya

  9. Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

    10. Wordplay on heart bypass surgery: BYPASS = PASS if it works, BYE if it doesn't. Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

  10. kub yaad kartay hain ?

    11. Roman Urdu verse about wanting others' happiness while sitting in wait, wondering when the person being thought of will send a message. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

  11. Yaad aate hain lifetime

    12. A warm Roman Urdu observation that people come and go every day, but a true friend is made once and remembered for a lifetime. Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*

  12. Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

    13. Urdu poem for the friend you don't see every day but never stop thinking about. Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay, Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay, Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain, Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

  13. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

    14. A backhanded compliment: God spent extra time creating you, which — as the punchline reveals — is exactly what happens with pointless things. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

  14. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain

    15. A quiet Urdu couplet reminding us that love isn't only about gaining — sometimes losing someone is its own form of devotion. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

  15. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

    16. Urdu poem asking a fair question: among friends who are forgotten and friends who are remembered, where do you fall? Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

  16. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

    17. A funny Roman Urdu miss you teasing someone for holding their phone upside down — then suggesting maybe that's just their face. Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l […]

  17. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain

    18. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain Kuch sath rehtay hain kuch bicher jatay hain. Kuch yaad rakhtay hain Kuch bhul jate hain. Ab hum aapko dekhte hain Aap kahan tak saath nibhatay hain

  18. Hum bhi kitne nadan hain

    19. Tare asman me chamkte hain Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain Hum bhi kitne nadan hain Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

  19. Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

    20. A mock couplet in the style of classical Urdu shayari — ten planes on the tarmac, and one of them has Faraz in the cockpit. Arz kiya hai Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz . . . . Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P

  20. aik aas lagana chahte hain

    21. aik aas lagana chahte hain tere dar per ana chahte hain kuch nazre karam ho hum ager hum sarko jhukana chahte hain kia dogey hame sari khushian hum daman ko pehlana chahte hain tere kandhe pe sar rakh ker hum gham apna sunana chahte hain tum kya chahoge hum se kaho? hum khud ko mitana […]

  21. Sirf tere liye hain

    22. Straightforward Roman Urdu romantic SMS listing love, prayers, and devotion as all exclusively yours. Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain

  22. TUMHAARI YAAD KAY JAB ZAKHAM BHARNAY LAGTAY HAIN

    23. Tumhaari yaad kay jab zakham bharney lagtey hain Kisi bahaaney tumko yaad karney lagtey hain Hadees-e-yaar kay unwaan nikharney lagtey hain Toh hareem mai gaisoo sanwarney lagtey hain Her ajnabi humein mehram dikhaai daita hai Jo ab bhi teri galli say guzarney lagtey hain Saba say kartey hain ghurbat naseeb zikr-e-watan Toh chashm-e-subah mai ansoo […]

  23. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

    24. A warm Roman Urdu metaphor for deep friendship: just as eyes weep when hands hurt, a true friend feels your pain as their own. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

  24. Kuch log tot kar chahtay hain

    25. kuch log tot kar chahtay hain, kuch log chah kar toot jatay hain, hamain tum se mohabbat hai kitni, aao aaj tumhein yeh batatay hain, suna hay pyar mein mushkil nahi kuch bhee, chalo samandar mein aag lagar kar azmatay hain.

  25. AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain

    26. AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain Dard Seene Main Chupa Lete Hain Dil Ki Mehfil Main Ujaalon K Liye Yaad Ki Shama Jala Lete Hain Jalte Mausum Main Bhe Ye Deewane Kuch Haseen Phool Khila Lete Hain Apni Aankhon Ko Bana Ker Ye Zubaan Kitne Afsane Suna Lete Hain Jin Ko Jeena Hai Mohabbat K […]

  26. Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain

    27. Ashq Woh Bhi Girnay Lagay Hain Paigam Un K Bhi Aanay Lagay Hain Iqrar Karte Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain...

  27. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain

    28. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain Dil ki baatay hazar hoti hain Piyar may pata chal raha hay abb Kasay nindhay kharab hoti hain Zamana kuo dushman banta hay Kasa sunna baatay azab hoti hain Samajh may kuch nahi aata Sameer Aqal ki batay baykar hoti hain

  28. Jise hum chahte hai woh auron ke Deewanay hain,

    29. Those we want are crazy about someone else — same old story, some self-destructed, some just fell victim to someone's kindness. Duniya mein sab begane hain, Jise hum chahte hai woh auron ke Deewanay hain, Guzre kal ki yahi kahani hain, Kuch khud baraad hue kuch unki meharbaani hain.

  29. Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din

    30. Prayerful Roman Urdu Eid dua asking that all sadness lifts and every day carries Eid's fragrance. "EID Mubarak" Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din, Baqi na rahe aap ka koi gham eid k din, Aap k angan mein utre har roz khushion bhara chand or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.

  30. Khushiyan manatey phirtey hain sab log Eid ki

    31. Poetic Urdu Eid couplet where everyone else celebrates Eid's joys but the sender craves only one thing: to see the beloved's face. Khushiyan manatey phirtey hain sab log Eid ki Mujhe to Aarzoo hai Faqat tere Deed ki

  31. Chalo aik sath chaltay hain

    32. Zamanay ko jalnay do chalo aik sath chalte hain, Nayee duniya basanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Hamain jeevan ka her lamha tumhare naam kerna hai, Yeh waada nibhanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Suna hay mil k chalne se muqaddar jaag uthte hain, Yeh baat aazmanay ko chalo aik sath chaltay hain,

  32. Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain

    33. Chupke chupke faryad kia kertay hain, Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain, Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain, k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain

  33. Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hain

    34. Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hain Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hain Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hain Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hain