Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Hindi Funny SMS

Last wishes SMS: no Taj Mahal needed, just bury the sender and build a girls hostel over the grave.

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........

Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ...........
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

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  30. Is duniya main 3 tarha k log

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