Marna ka maza to tab hai yaro

Poetry SMS

Dark humor about dying — the real satisfaction would be if the one who made you cry showed up at your funeral and cried too.

Koi dikha k roye,
Koi chupa k roye,

Humain rulanay walay,
Humain rula k royee,

Marna ka maza to tab hai yaro,
Jab qatil bhi Janazay per aa ker roye

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