NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

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1. Never expect things to happen

Never expect things to happen.. struggle and make them happen. never expect yourself to be given a good value create a value of your own.

2. Accidents do happen

Accidents do happen. i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do coz i slipped and fell in love with u.....

3. Why does this happen in love?

How much will love cause you to cry! It will make you forget the whole world. It will increase your anxiety; You won't know one moment of peace. What people become in love and from what! Sometimes you come together only to be separated. Why does this happen in love?

4. Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends. Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women, There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

5. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will […]

6. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

Dark situational humor: a grieving widower walks home from his wife's cremation and interprets a sudden thunderstorm as confirmation she made it. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

7. ECG if you go out ..

An ECG chart comparison for going out with wife, girlfriend, and getting caught. ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_ ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend... /________

8. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

A biology-based comparison of husband and wife that favors the wife's side. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

9. Sweet demand by kid

A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked- what happen son? Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.

10. Choosing Career Is Like

Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p

11. Love is like playing the piano.

A Valentine's Day message using a piano comparison. For when love has grown past the careful, early stage and into something natural. Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and lay from your heart. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

12. Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

13. Marna ka maza to tab hai yaro

Dark humor about dying — the real satisfaction would be if the one who made you cry showed up at your funeral and cried too. Koi dikha k roye, Koi chupa k roye, Humain rulanay walay, Humain rula k royee, Marna ka maza to tab hai yaro, Jab qatil bhi Janazay per aa ker roye

14. Massa massa si aayi maut

Punjabi verse with dark humor: death almost arrived but got diverted when the beloved promised to meet tomorrow, forcing a longer wait. Massa massa si aayi maut ik hor hii adchan pe gayi oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi

15. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

16. No 1 will touch ur mom

A dark punchline where a dying man's last act is to protect his wife — sort of. A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"

17. Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard...

Excellent Self Respect Line I Have Ever Heard... "If its going to be hard for People to Choose between Me 'n Someone Else I would allow them to Choose the Other One because I'm not an OPTION".. !

18. wife di mout ki khabar sun ker

A dark Sardar joke where one man condoles another on a wife killed by a bullet to the forehead — and picks a very specific detail to be grateful about. Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 […]

19. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

20. I am using your wife

A message about using a neighbor's wife that turns out to be about WiFi. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I […]

21. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

22. You choose to be happy or sad

You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get. No one is really responsible to make someone else happy, no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.

23. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

24. Husband was seriously ill

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

25. Relationships never die naturally

Relationships never die a natural death... They are always murdered by Attitude, Behaviour, Ego or Ignorance..!

26. Want to win or to be happy?

A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended

27. Childhood is like being drunk

A short comparison between childhood and being drunk — memory not included. C H I L D H O O D Is Like Being D R U N K . . . Everyone Remembers What You Did, Except You ..

28. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

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29. Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

30. Happy New Year My Wife: Wishes & Messages for Wife

For the woman who kept the house, the family and you going all year. Choose a romantic, thankful, prayerful or short Happy New Year message for your wife, or one in Roman Urdu. Romantic Happy New Year wishes for wife Happy New Year! To the best wife, mother, lover and friend. I love you honey […]

31. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

32. 2 Wise advices for married peoples

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)

33. Husband aur wife in hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.