wife di mout ki khabar sun ker

Hindi Sardar SMS

A dark Sardar joke where one man condoles another on a wife killed by a bullet to the forehead — and picks a very specific detail to be grateful about.

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

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