Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

Hindi Barish SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Dark situational humor: a grieving widower walks home from his wife's cremation and interprets a sudden thunderstorm as confirmation she made it.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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    2. A Hindu man walks home after his wife's cremation; a sudden storm erupts and he nods knowingly — she's arrived. Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

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  4. Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

    5. Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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    6. Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined. Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN […]

  6. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

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  7. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

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    13. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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  15. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka

    16. Urdu SMS that puts it plainly: we showed our side of this friendship. Now it's your turn to reply or delete. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka, Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do, Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg, Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.

  16. Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay.

    17. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

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    18. A short romantic verse in Urdu about building a private world with someone and living joyfully together. Hum apni duniya alag basain gay, Usay yadoon say sajayain gay, Muhabbat ki kalion ka ik gulshan mahka'ain gay, Usay abad karain gay hum, Her dum shaad rahain gay,

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    19. A baby monkey asks its mother why it's so ugly — mom says be grateful, and points the real insult at whoever's reading the message. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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    20. A boy brags that a girl smiled at him — and his friend has a far more extreme reaction to the boy's face to share. Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din […]

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    27. A playful promise — since you're too busy to remember us, we'll keep nudging until you do. Rishta banaya he to nibhayenge, har pal apko hasain gay, Pata he ap ko fursat nai hamain yad karne ki, ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay.

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    33. Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

  33. Ujalay apni yaadon k......

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