Biwi aur premika sath sath

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

Mamu panics that his wife and girlfriend are arriving at the same time — his friend cuts him off because he was about to say exactly the same thing.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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