Biwi aur premika sath sath

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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  1. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

    2. Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

  2. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath

    3. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,, ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,, mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, tab jana,,, rah b chalti rahi hai, meri raftaar k sath,,, ham to yusaf nahi,bazaar-e-sukhan mein "FRAAZ" yun hi chal parte hein,har ik kharidaar k sath.

  3. Lohri Mubarak pyar k sath

    4. Sardi ki thartharahat mein, moongfali, rewari aur gur ki mithas ke saath, Lohri mubaarak ho pyar, dosti aur rishtey ki garmahat ke saath

  4. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

    5. Doctor ne admi se pucha ¢â‚¬Â¦ Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

  5. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

    6. 1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,¢â‚¬Å“1 banday ka nashta kam banana¢â‚¬Â

  6. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    7. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  7. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

    8. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

  8. Eisi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhe mubarak ho eid

    9. Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phailao khushion ka geet, Eisi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhe MUBARIK ho EID.

  9. Chalo aik sath chaltay hain

    10. Zamanay ko jalnay do chalo aik sath chalte hain, Nayee duniya basanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Hamain jeevan ka her lamha tumhare naam kerna hai, Yeh waada nibhanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Suna hay mil k chalne se muqaddar jaag uthte hain, Yeh baat aazmanay ko chalo aik sath chaltay hain,

  10. Bojh lagay sath to bata daina

    11. Tum ko jub bojh lagay saath to bata daina Hum chup chaap mohabbat se mukar jayengay!

  11. Sarswati k sath Happy New Year

    12. Laxmi ka haath ho Sarswati ka saath ho Ganesh ka nivas ho Aur Laxmi ke ashirwad se Apake jivan main prakash hi prakash ho "Happy new year"

  12. Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.

    13. Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. ¢â‚¬Â Happy Diwali¢â‚¬Â

  13. Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo

    14. Sanson ka pinjara kisi din toot jayega, Phir musafir kisi rah mein choot jayega! Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo, Kia pata kub zindagi ka sath choot jayega

  14. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

    15. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

  15. Sath nahi ho tum...!

    16. ‎Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...! Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

  16. Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho

    17. Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho wo nakam nahin hota, Nakaam wo hota hai jis ki umidain duniya walon se wabista hon. .....Think....

  17. Jaise taron ke sath aakash hai

    18. Jaise taron ke sath aakash hai, waise sachi dosti ke sath wishwas hai. Dil ki nazron se dekhogi agar! Hum har waqkt aapke pass hai.

  18. tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum

    19. Raat ki tanhai se darte hai hum, kagaz ki parchhai se darte hai hum, Duniya sath chale na chale, tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum

  19. Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo

    20. Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega, Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo, Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega.

  20. chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath

    21. chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath zinda hoon apni zaat ki tanhaiyon ke sath, roka nahi tha us ko becharne ke waqat bhi apni wafa peh naaz tha sachiyon ke sath

  21. Har ek say mil raha hai bari aajzi k sath

    22. Hum say bichar kay us ka takabbur bikhar gaya faraz Har ek say mil raha hai bari aajzi k sath

  22. Itnay saray bachay aik sath

    23. Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

  23. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

    24. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath SMS Parh Lia??? Chalu Ab Reply Karoo Sharafat K Sath

  24. Socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay

    25. socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay, her mor pay apka intizar karaingay, her mor pay pa say khushiyan bantay gay, . . per kambakhat road hi "SEEDHAY" niklay

  25. Sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

    26. ‎Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...! Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

  26. Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye

    27. Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye, Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye, Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye, Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya.

  27. Phoolon ka Guldastay k sath Happy New Year

    28. Pesh hai Phoolon ka Guldasta Chehra yun hi rahe aapka Hasta Khushiyo ki barsaat ho Zabardast, Aur 2014 aapke liye ho Mast. Happy New Year

  28. Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge

    29. Kia kahon tumhain? khuwab kahon to bikhar jaoge! dil kahon to toot jaoge! Lo, tumhara naam zindagi rakh deti hon..! Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge...!!

  29. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna

    30. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna

  30. Zindagi bhar ke liye tera sath Nibhana chahty hai

    31. Zindagi bhar ke liye tera sath Nibhana chahty hai Tumhaari in ankho mai sada ke liye bas jana chahty hai Chahty is dil ki, na jaane humse kaya kaya chahati hai Najar bhar tumhe dekh kar, Tum per mar jana chahty hai!!!!

  31. Subah subah suraj ka sath ho

    32. Subah subah suraj ka sath ho, parindon ki aawaj ho, hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho, us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho. GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.

  32. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

    33. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

  33. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

    34. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hain or muhalla sutna hai