Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Hindi Adult SMS

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

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  1. Mohabbat k saray rang

    2. A layered verse where love unfolds through colors, flowers, fragrance, moments, and desire — everything leads back to one person. Mohabbat k saray rang Rangon k saray phool Phoolon ki sarii khushboo Khushboo k saray lamhe Lamhon ki sarii chahat Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan aap k liye...

  2. Teacher & bachay

    3. Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

  3. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

    4. A funny Roman Urdu miss you teasing someone for holding their phone upside down — then suggesting maybe that's just their face. Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l […]

  4. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna

    5. Three motivational couplets about courage, trust, and smiling — the last one undercuts everything by telling you to just brush your teeth. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna

  5. Jaise taron ke sath aakash hai

    6. Jaise taron ke sath aakash hai, waise sachi dosti ke sath wishwas hai. Dil ki nazron se dekhogi agar! Hum har waqkt aapke pass hai.

  6. Socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay

    7. Promised to be there at every turn in life — the road just never turned; it went completely straight. socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay, her mor pay apka intizar karaingay, her mor pay pa say khushiyan bantay gay, . . per kambakhat road hi "SEEDHAY" niklay

  7. Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

    8. A teacher poses a riddle: what flies in the air and also gives birth? The answer is an air hostess. Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

  8. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

    9. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

  9. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

    10. Four lines of sincerely written advice about love, friendship, and honesty — followed by a direct order to reply properly. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath SMS Parh Lia??? Chalu Ab Reply Karoo Sharafat K Sath

  10. chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath

    11. chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath zinda hoon apni zaat ki tanhaiyon ke sath, roka nahi tha us ko becharne ke waqat bhi apni wafa peh naaz tha sachiyon ke sath

  11. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath

    12. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,, ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,, mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, tab jana,,, rah b chalti rahi hai, meri raftaar k sath,,, ham to yusaf nahi,bazaar-e-sukhan mein "FRAAZ" yun hi chal parte hein,har ik kharidaar k sath.

  12. Biwi aur premika sath sath

    13. Mamu panics that his wife and girlfriend are arriving at the same time — his friend cuts him off because he was about to say exactly the same thing. MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

  13. Chalo aik sath chaltay hain

    14. Zamanay ko jalnay do chalo aik sath chalte hain, Nayee duniya basanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Hamain jeevan ka her lamha tumhare naam kerna hai, Yeh waada nibhanay ko chalo aik sath chalte hain, Suna hay mil k chalne se muqaddar jaag uthte hain, Yeh baat aazmanay ko chalo aik sath chaltay hain,

  14. tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum

    15. Raat ki tanhai se darte hai hum, kagaz ki parchhai se darte hai hum, Duniya sath chale na chale, tumhari sath ki umeed karte hai hum

  15. Hadson ki waja say bachay

    16. A road-safety observation: accidents happen in the front seat because of children, and children happen in the back seat because of closeness. Avoid cars entirely. Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; Or peeche wali seat par HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain.. So, plz. Avoid […]

  16. Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo

    17. Sanson ka pinjara kisi din toot jayega, Phir musafir kisi rah mein choot jayega! Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo, Kia pata kub zindagi ka sath choot jayega

  17. Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.

    18. Poetic Hindi Diwali SMS about a new dawn arriving with Diwali's blessings, a message waiting in the morning light. Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. ” Happy Diwali”

  18. Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo

    19. Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega, Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo, Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega.

  19. Sath nahi ho tum...!

    20. Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...! Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

  20. Sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

    21. Roman Urdu couplet: the speaker asks the beloved to stop visiting in memory, as the torment of their absence is already enough. ‎Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...! Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

  21. Har ek say mil raha hai bari aajzi k sath

    22. Hum say bichar kay us ka takabbur bikhar gaya faraz Har ek say mil raha hai bari aajzi k sath

  22. Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho

    23. Roman Urdu reminder that those connected to Allah never truly fail; real failure belongs to those whose hopes are pinned on other people. Jis ka rabta ALLAH k sath ho wo nakam nahin hota, Nakaam wo hota hai jis ki umidain duniya walon se wabista hon. .....Think....

  23. Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge

    24. Kia kahon tumhain? khuwab kahon to bikhar jaoge! dil kahon to toot jaoge! Lo, tumhara naam zindagi rakh deti hon..! Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge...!!

  24. Eisi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhe mubarak ho eid

    25. Warm Roman Urdu Eid greeting wishing the reader to stay as happy as a flower and spread joy like a song on all sides. Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phailao khushion ka geet, Eisi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhe MUBARIK ho EID.

  25. Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye

    26. Sath chalne ke liye sathi chahiye, Aansu rokne ke liye muskan chahiye, Zinda rehne ke liye zindagi chahiye, Aur zindagi jine ke liye aap chahiya.

  26. Zindagi bhar ke liye tera sath Nibhana chahty hai

    27. Wants to be with this person for life, to lose himself in those eyes, to die loving them. Zindagi bhar ke liye tera sath Nibhana chahty hai Tumhaari in ankho mai sada ke liye bas jana chahty hai Chahty is dil ki, na jaane humse kaya kaya chahati hai Najar bhar tumhe dekh kar, Tum […]

  27. Subah subah suraj ka sath ho

    28. A warm Roman Urdu good morning imagining birdsong, hot tea, and the memory of someone cherished as the perfect way to start the day. Subah subah suraj ka sath ho, parindon ki aawaj ho, hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho, us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho. GOOD MORNING & HAVE A […]

  28. Lohri Mubarak pyar k sath

    29. Warm Hindi Lohri SMS pairing the bonfire's warmth with moongfali sweetness and the heat of a true friendship. Sardi ki thartharahat mein, moongfali, rewari aur gur ki mithas ke saath, Lohri mubaarak ho pyar, dosti aur rishtey ki garmahat ke saath

  29. Sarswati k sath Happy New Year

    30. Prayerful Hindi New Year SMS invoking Lakshmi, Saraswati, and Ganesha together, wishing their combined blessings light up the year. Laxmi ka haath ho Sarswati ka saath ho Ganesh ka nivas ho Aur Laxmi ke ashirwad se Apake jivan main prakash hi prakash ho "Happy new year"

  30. Bojh lagay sath to bata daina

    31. Tum ko jub bojh lagay saath to bata daina Hum chup chaap mohabbat se mukar jayengay!

  31. Phoolon ka Guldastay k sath Happy New Year

    32. Warm Roman Urdu/Hindi New Year wish presented as a bouquet of flowers, hoping the reader's face stays smiling all year. Pesh hai Phoolon ka Guldasta Chehra yun hi rahe aapka Hasta Khushiyo ki barsaat ho Zabardast, Aur 2014 aapke liye ho Mast. Happy New Year

  32. Dil ki dhadkanain sunain kaisay

    33. Dil ki dhadkanain sunain kaisay, Hum apne dil ka haal batain kaisay, Dil hai jis k liye dewana, Use hum apna banain kaisay, Apney bhi aab paraye lagte hai, Hum apne pyaar is zalim dunia se chupa'ain kaisay.

  33. News reporter & pathan

    34. A news reporter asks a Pathan how so many Pathans died on a station platform — and the explanation involves an announcement taken far too literally. News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par […]