3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

Hindi Funny SMS

A boy brags that a girl smiled at him — and his friend has a far more extreme reaction to the boy's face to share.

Boy to friend:
Dekho voh ladki meri taraf
dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi,
jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi
to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

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