Lagta hai pahunch gai

Hindi Funny SMS

Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,

badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

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