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1. Love Cycle

Love Cycle When U Love, You Get Hurt, When U Get Hurt, You Hate, When U Hate, You Try To Forget, When U Try To Forget, You Start Missing, When U Start Missing, You Fall In L0ve Again

2. Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ???

A Pathan on a bicycle crashes into a woman; she yells about not using the brake. His logic: the whole cycle is already smashed, what's the point now. Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha. Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy […]

3. 1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

A Memon stereotype joke: he finds something on the road and grumbles about how wastefully people throw things away. 1 memon road se guzar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya, kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

4. Husband wife mein larai hoi

A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

5. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

6. Car ki speed kion barha di

A Sardar driving joke where brake failure leads to the immediate decision to get home as fast as possible before something goes wrong. Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar […]

7. Husband was seriously ill

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

8. I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET

Boss hangs a poster in Office "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."

9. Secret of successful marriage

A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!

10. Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!

In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p

11. Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

12. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

13. I am using your wife

A message about using a neighbor's wife that turns out to be about WiFi. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I […]

14. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

15. A pakistani man goes for fishing

A Pakistani fishing joke where the catch can't be cooked for very relatable reasons. A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man […]

16. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

17. 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

An elephant flirts with an ant; the ant storms off to tell the elephant's wife: control your husband — we have men at home too. 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k pas ja k kehti he: Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar […]

18. Lagta hai pahunch gai

A Hindu man walks home after his wife's cremation; a sudden storm erupts and he nods knowingly — she's arrived. Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

19. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

Dark situational humor: a grieving widower walks home from his wife's cremation and interprets a sudden thunderstorm as confirmation she made it. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

20. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Wife tells her travelling husband she's already lost half her weight missing him; his reply is to wait another two weeks. Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

21. Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

22. Please bike taze na chalao

Wife tells Sardar to slow the bike because she's scared; he says if she's scared she can just close her eyes like he already has. Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

23. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will […]

24. New Year Prayers for Your Husband or Wife

Prayers and duas to send your husband or wife as the year turns, for their health, their work and the marriage you share. Christian and Muslim prayers are labelled so you can pick what fits. New Year prayers for our marriage Honey, it’s my prayer that as we grow old together our love becomes stronger.Having […]

25. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

26. Darkness is everywhere

Darkness is everywhere. The birds are back there home. Road are quiet every body is sleeping, but i m not u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night

27. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined. Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN […]

28. Make your inside good

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force! "Inside Life ENDs!" But... If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!" "GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside! So try to make your inside GOOD!

29. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

30. Stronger Heart

A simple reminder that loving someone takes real strength. Send this when those words feel true to what you've actually lived through. It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

31. Hilarity for the New Year 2027

A New Year message hoping the love in your heart finds the love waiting in your dreams. May The Love Concealed Deep Inside Your Heart Find The Love Awaiting In Your Daydreams. May The Hilarity That You Find In Your Coming Days Clean Away The Discomfort You Find In Your Yesteryears. Happy 2027 !!

32. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

A dream-sequence joke where a girl neither accepts nor rejects, but keeps falling for the sender's friend inside his own dreams. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

33. Inside and outside college

The difference between inside & outside d 'College' gate is..? We played life inside & Life plays with us Outside.! Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :)