Cycle ka pedal

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

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  2. Lagta hai pahunch gai

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  3. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

    4. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

  4. Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum

    5. Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

  5. Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila

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  8. Checking patient at home

    9. Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

  9. 1 pathan airhostess se

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  10. Roye Hain Buhat Tab Zara Qaraar Mila Hai

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  11. Husband - tum kon hoo ?

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  12. Badal-badal kay

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  13. Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay

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  16. Roye Hain Buhat Tab Zara Qaraar Mila Hai.

    17. Roye Hain Buhat Tab Zara Qaraar Mila Hai. Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai. Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se. Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai.

  17. Santa and his wife in office

    18. Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

  18. Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega

    19. God apun se bola khidhar jane ka jannat ya dozakh? Apun bola dozakh u know apun aisa q bola? Because apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega¢â‚¬Â¦..

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    20. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

  20. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

    21. Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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  22. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata

    23. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."

  23. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

    24. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

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    25. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

  25. A or T ka kiya rishta howa ?

    26. "A" ki Biwi "B", "B" ki Bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ka dada "G" "G" ki biwi "K", "K" ki beti "T", To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta ha ??? Answer= Husband & Wife

  26. What relationship do A n T Share?

    27. A ki biwi B B ki bhabhi C C ki beti V V ke dada G G ki biwi K K ki beti T So what relationship do A n T share?

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  30. Sheikh ki beti ka operation

    31. Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai Sheikh bola lao mujhay do Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

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    32. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai, Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha […]

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  33. Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko

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