Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ???

Hindi Funny SMS

A Pathan on a bicycle crashes into a woman; she yells about not using the brake. His logic: the whole cycle is already smashed, what's the point now.

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
"Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "

Pathan herat se...
"Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."

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