Pareshan nahi ho

Hindi Politics SMS

A political joke presenting a page of nonsense syllables as an accurate transcript of a real Pakistani politician's press conference.

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Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.

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