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1. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

2. Dosti mausam nahi

Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye, dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay. dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, jo toot […]

3. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

4. Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ???

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha. Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? " Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."

5. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

6. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

7. Hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte! Good Night (S)

8. Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...

9. Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log humein pathar dil kehte hain, Lekin wo jante nahi, Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

10. Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye, sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

11. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

12. Doosti mausam nahi jo

Dosti mausam nahi jo apni muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jayai, Dosti phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jayai, Doosti tou sans hay jo challay tu sub kuch hay. Jo totay to kuch bhi nahin.......

13. 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

14. Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr newspaper me Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

15. Problem solve nahi hoti

"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote" . . . . . . Expert comment "Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote" So Cheers!!!

16. Sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

‎Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...! Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

17. Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho

Momin wo nahi jis ki mehfil pak ho, Bul-k momin wo hay jis ki tanhai pak ho".

18. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

19. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

20. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

21. LOHRI k liye intizar nahi karte

sher kabi chupkar shikar nai krte bujdil kabi khulkar war nai krteaur hum wo hai jo "HAPPY LOHRHI" kehne k liye intzar nahi krte

22. Wo shetan jo ramzan me band nahi hoye

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian 1.Hath me Mobile hoga 2.Angutha buton pr hoga 3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga 4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun

23. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

24. Socha SMS nahi ayega

Apne Kia Socha SMS Nai Aayega.. Socha Yeh Dost Aapko Yunhi Bhool Jayega.. Yeh To Adat Hai Hamari Sataney Ki.. Warna iTna Piyara Dost EiD Par Kon Bhulana Chahay ga ---EiD MubaraK---

25. Sala character dheela hay

"Munni Aur Sheela" Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. . Aur! . . MAIN Karn To "SALA Character Dhela Hy! Altaf Bhai' Press Confrence Karte Huwe Ropare!

26. A guy wrote on his facebook status

A guy wrote on his facebook status "wife chahiye " 2 girls likd it & 140 men commented" meri le jaa" Guy wrote back "kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...

27. bina good night kahey so raha hai.

raat khamosh hai chand bhi khamosh hai, par dil main shore ho raha hai, kahin aisa to nahi ek pyaara sa dost, bina good night kahey so raha hai.

28. Boy and Girl in Hotel

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

29. Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,

Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay, Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay. Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost. GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.

30. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai, Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha […]

31. Please bike taze na chalao

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

32. Wow! itni lambi celebration

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

33. Her hal mein ALLAH per bharosa

Agar ALLAH apki dua qabool kerle, To iska matlab he k WO APKA iman mazboot ker raha he, Agar thori der se kare to Aap k SABAR ko Barha raha he Laikin Agar qabool na kare to aapka iman Azma raha he. Is liye hamen har Hal mein "ALLAH" per BHAROSA karna chahiye.