Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!

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1. Trap to prepare the table

Always Remember Never Go At The First Call Of: "Come, Dinner's Ready!" - - - It's A Trap For You To Prepare The Table.

2. Make your inside good

If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force! "Inside Life ENDs!" But... If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!" "GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside! So try to make your inside GOOD!

3. Inside and outside college

The difference between inside & outside d 'College' gate is..? We played life inside & Life plays with us Outside.! Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :)

4. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

5. Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,

Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART, Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS, From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS Have a wonderful dream tonight? GOOD NIGHT

6. Friendship Lives Inside A Room

Friendship Lives Inside A Room It Has A Door The Door Has A Key & The Key Is Trust If U Lose The Trust Friendship Can Never B Found

7. An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

8. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

9. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

10. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

11. A pakistani man goes for fishing

A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the […]

12. I am using your wife

A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

13. Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

14. Every girl wants a guy who ...

Every girl wants a guy Who hugs her when they're watching a scary or romantic movie, Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold, Who will always be the one to make her laugh, Most importantly he will love her for who she is..!

15. Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

16. What a shot you made - santa singh

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚

17. I want my child to laugh

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

18. Husband was seriously ill

Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife […]

19. Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

20. Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

21. Prove you were not overspeeding

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p

22. 3 Movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

23. It's winter again !!

Taking sips of coffee Lying in cozy bed with Blanket around Reading novel or Watching movie Long gossips with Friends ! Rain with soft music Long walk on Sea shore at night With a cup of tea In hand All u can enjoy cause It's winter again !!

24. Kissing ur wife in ur home....

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."

25. Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant. Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

26. I'm talking to my wife

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

27. Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband). Happy Wedding Anniversary

28. Realize value & respect girls

Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home? Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty, After filling their own home with color of Happiness, They go away 2 colour others home, realise the values of gals n respect them

29. In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR ka intezar kertay raho gay.

30. Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

31. I Miss You

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life […]

32. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

33. What if you don't see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?" The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'! Monday passed and he didnt see her...... Tuesday and wednesday passed too..... On thursday his swelling became better And now […]