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1. Time bhi barha diya..!!

A running list of everything that's gone up in price — flour, oil, petrol — and then one final surprise at the end. TIK TIK TIK TIK Aata Daal Ghee Cheeni Chawal Doodh Tail Gosht Petrol K baad ab Aah Time bhi barha diya..!!

2. Kion Ghareeb Samjhte Hain ??

Kion Ghareb Samjhte Hain Hame Ye Dunia Wale Faraz???? HArzar Dard Ki Dolat Se Mala Maal Hain Hum!!!!!

3. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Roman Urdu SMS posing four pointed questions about ego, repeated sin, broken faith, and neglected prayers — with no easy answers offered. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai? Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai? Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai? Karta hun mein jis se bar […]

4. KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

Husband and father-in-law each give up after hearing about the wife's affairs; the saas stays quiet because she's been through it herself. BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli 3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li, magar SAAS chup rahi. Why? "KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI".

5. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan. Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

6. Kion hain khafa yeh bayan to kijiye

Is qadar hamari chahat ka imtehan na lijiye, Kion hain khafa yeh bayan to kijiye.. Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayai hum say khata, Youn khamosh reh kar hamain saza na dijiye....

7. Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

Wordplay on heart bypass surgery: BYPASS = PASS if it works, BYE if it doesn't. Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

8. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

A maid consoles her mistress over the husband's alleged affair — then accidentally reveals she has personal reasons to disagree he'd cheat. naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab […]

9. Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

A boy goes to the doctor fearing he's going blind, and the real reason his exam roll number isn't in the newspaper is more embarrassing. Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr […]

10. Kion ho ???

Roman Urdu ghazal of hidden feeling: why hide the love, why repeat the name in gatherings, and why shy away when eyes finally meet? Kia hai jo pyar to chupate kion ho Mehfil mein mera naam dohrate kion ho Jal rahay ho mere pyar ki bhatti mein Phir hijar ka dard cupate kion ho Khuwabon […]

11. Cheating kion ?

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

12. Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom

Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye, Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye, Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom, Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.

13. Aap kion udaas baithay ho

Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai, Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai, Aap kion udaas baithay ho, ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai

14. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Police ask Santa why the thief didn't steal the TV; Santa says because he was sitting watching it at the time. Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

15. Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

Waqt guzarta raha per sans thami si thi, Muskura rahe thy hum,per ankhon me nami si thi, Saath hamaray jahan tha sara, Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

16. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

17. Kion karta hai tu ghuroor apne aap pe itna

Tells the proud moon not to be so full of itself — it's just a shadow of the one he loves. Ae chand tu bhool jayega apne aap ko, Jab sunay ga dastaan mere pyaar ki, Kion karta hai tu ghuroor apne aap pe itna, Tu to sirf "PARCHAI" hai mere "YAAR" ki...

18. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

A child asks his pregnant mother what's inside her belly — then wonders why she ate it if the baby was so nice. Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

19. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

A Santa-Banta riddle asking why a bald man visits the barber every single day — the punchline flips the question entirely. Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

20. To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay

To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay, Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayee jaati hay, Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayee jaati hay, Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin, To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay, Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati […]

21. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

22. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

23. Husband was seriously ill

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

24. Sardar Bunks office

A sardar bunks work, sees wife with boss, then panics about getting caught — by the boss. Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

25. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

A Sardar heat joke where the solution to feeling uncomfortably warm while sitting beside an air conditioner is to consider turning it on. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

26. Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye

A Sardar parenthood joke where the new father asks the nurse not to tell his wife about the baby — he wants it to be a surprise. Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.." Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

27. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

28. wife di mout ki khabar sun ker

A dark Sardar joke where one man condoles another on a wife killed by a bullet to the forehead — and picks a very specific detail to be grateful about. Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 […]

29. Pair of strange socks

A sardar joke about matching odd socks — he has another pair just like them. Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

30. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

A Sardar fare-negotiation joke where he wins the price argument by agreeing to take on the rickshaw driver's job himself. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

31. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

32. Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

Sardar is asked what he'd do if he felt hot — sit near the AC; still hot? Turn it on. Deadpan logic joke. Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar […]

33. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

A Sardar restaurant joke where the waiter's answers about a chicken's missing body parts become progressively pointed — the last one landing the real insult. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si