Time bhi barha diya..!!

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1. Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Areyy yeh kia ? Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!

2. Car ki speed kion barha di

Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

3. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

4. 75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya, "Zarorut-e-rishta" 7 din k baad ek letter aaya "Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin, Farishtay aatay hain"

5. Santa, Kachha and parosan

Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

6. Ap meri churi k nechay;)

Agar ALLAH nay eid-ul-azha k moky par apni sab sy Piyari cheez ki qurbani krne ka hukam diya hota Tu 1 din baad ap meri churi k neechay hotay EID MUBARAK :)

7. Mehangi chiz on birthday

Wife:Bht pyar sey "Suniye! aj meri birthday ha, Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz" Hsbnd: Chalo Tm Tayyar Ho Jao, "Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".

8. Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

Jab ap paida howay, Tab akash se phool barsay, Parion ne jashan kia, Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae, or bolay . . . . Hamari jan chuti Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

9. Wish u a very happy independence day

Halki si dhoop barsat k baad, thori si khushi her baat k baad, Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko, Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad.... Wish u a very happy independence day

10. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

11. Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

12. Bas ek hi khayal aata hai

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai . . . . reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai.... woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

13. Problem solve nahi hoti

"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote" . . . . . . Expert comment "Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote" So Cheers!!!

14. Aisa DOSTANA humara,

Aisa DOSTANA humara, Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha.....

15. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik? Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding, mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta. JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

16. Mubarak ho EID Ramadan k baad

Suhani dhoop barsat k baad, Thori si hasi her baat k baad, Usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko, Yeh EID Ramadan k baad. EID Mubarak

17. Saas and bahu arguements

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti? Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain, 2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

18. Dua kon karay ga?

1 Din maa se pocha k maa k marnay k baad, dua kon karay ga? Tu maa boli! Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi rait mein nami reh jati hay

19. Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain

Ghum me bhi maza aata he, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai, Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain, ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

20. 2 din baad ....

2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge. Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad "HOLI" Hai And Remember I Am The First Person To Wish You "HAPPY HOLI"...

21. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

22. Promise Day Shayari in Hindi

Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai Jab Tak Hai Jaan Jab Tak Hai Jaan Happy Promise Day

23. Mubarak ho aap ko 2014, 2013 k bad

Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, thori si hansi her baat ke baad, usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2014, 2013 k baad. Naya saal mubarak.

24. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

25. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

26. Missed SMS

. . . . . Message dhoond rahay ho? zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko, BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii, is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

27. Balti bhar roh-e-afza

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU, Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...

28. New Qoumi Tarana

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, Qoum mulk saltant, choudhry paindabad, shad baad, shukat aziz mulk say farar, parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal, Khun main runga sara saal, Bhol […]

29. Usne utari saree...

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

30. Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia! = Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi, = Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

31. Aray hamain to apnon ne luta

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha, mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha, Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha, Mujhe jiS beD per […]

32. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

33. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."