Time bhi barha diya..!!

Hindi Funny SMS

TIK TIK TIK TIK

Aata
Daal
Ghee
Cheeni
Chawal
Doodh
Tail
Gosht
Petrol

K baad ab

Aah

Time bhi barha diya..!!

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