75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta

Hindi Funny SMS

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
"Zarorut-e-rishta"

7 din k baad ek letter aaya

"Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain"

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