Thakur & basanti ka rishta?

Hindi Funny SMS

Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi the:-):-

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