Thakur & basanti ka rishta?

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1. Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae, Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae, Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa k Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae

2. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

3. 75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya, "Zarorut-e-rishta" 7 din k baad ek letter aaya "Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin, Farishtay aatay hain"

4. Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

Ek admi ki saas ek aurat ki saas ki maa hai.... Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

5. Memon boss 2 worker

Memon boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon. Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign ker donga.

6. 1 kabootar

1 Kabootar Itna Ura Itna ura itna ura Bohut upar gaya, Itna itna bus ab nazar nahin aa raha apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay

7. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

8. Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao, KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night

9. Agar dada ashiq na hota

Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

10. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

11. Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

Salam pyare! Agar apke pas ya ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega. Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga. Aapka bhai, Pervez Musharraf.

12. Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai?

kabhi socha hai? Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai? *Dosti *Mohababt *Zarurat *Khuwahish *Junoon *Ishq ya woh rishta jo, "Asman ka zameen se" Barish ka sehra se hay Haqiqat ka khuwabon se hay Din ka raat se hay Yeh kabhi bhi aik dosray se mil nahin patay laikin aik dosray k baghair adhoray bhi hain […]

13. Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

14. Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay, k police unhain rook laiti hay and larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ? Larka jawab daita hay, "iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai" batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

15. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)

16. Bad-tameez....miss u meray yaar

Bad-tameez Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA, Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR

17. Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To turant wahan se hat jayen. Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai¢â‚¬Â¦ Janhit mai jaari!!!

18. Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna

Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna

19. chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON¢â‚¬â¢T WORRY, chadar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)

20. Teri yaad mein humne

Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

21. Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola: "Aao kamray mein chalain" Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

22. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]

23. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]

24. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

25. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

26. Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai

De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata

27. Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..

Mujhe apni mohabbat ka aitbar to do, Main toot k chahoon tumhein yeh ikhtiar to do, Guzarti hi nahin ab ye zindagi tanha, Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..

28. X'cuse me

X'cuse me, agar aap abhi soye nahi ho aur msg padh rahe ho to "GoodNight". Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur msg subah padoge to fir "GoodMorning".

29. Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

30. Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai

Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai un ki yaad mein plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor send karo, me ne apna farz pura ker dia. ab aap ki baari hay

31. Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,

Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do, Ho gayi to use khone mat do, Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do, Jagte raho…

32. Maa hai mohabbat ka naam

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam, Maa ko hazaron salaam, Karde fida zindagi, Aaye jo bachon ke kaam.

33. Gaon mein clinic khol lon

Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"