Indian film names if we replace dil with egg

Hindi Funny SMS

What Bollywood film titles would look like if 'dil' (heart) were replaced with 'anda' (egg) — Hum Aanda De Chuke Sanam and several others.

Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....

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