Yash Johar is producing a new film

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1. AQAL HO NA HO

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

2. Indian film names if we replace dil with egg

What Bollywood film titles would look like if 'dil' (heart) were replaced with 'anda' (egg) — Hum Aanda De Chuke Sanam and several others. Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to indian films k naam aisay hote Hum Aanda de chuke sanam, Yeh aanda aapka huwa, Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain, Aandy waale Bread […]

3. Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera

Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen […]

4. 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

5. Lonely road of broken dreams

I'm A Lonely Road Of Broken Dreams Its A Boulevard That I'm Searching For These Stars Are All So Dull Its The Moon That I'm Searching For Happiness Is So Angry At Me Its Life That I'm Searching For There Is A Crowd Around Me At All Times Its a Friend That I'm Searching For […]

6. We will now upgrade your brain

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait.... Searching.... searching... still searching.... Sorry, NO BRAIN found...!

7. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

8. Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Moral of the movie Ghajini... Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent...

9. Bayghairut zameen per

A fake congratulations SMS announcing the recipient has been cast in an Amir Khan sequel — in a major role — for a film with a very unflattering title. Congratulation! Amir Khan Ne apni Film K Second part k liay ap ko Chun lia hai Jiss Mai ap ka Bohat Main Role Hai Film Ka […]

10. Heart & brain to understand

Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other? Bcoz God Gave Good Brains To Men n Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts & Women Use Their Brains

11. Actors ka paisa haram hota hai

A cleric collects mosque donations from a film actor whose money is 'haram' — says they'll build the bathroom with it. 1 molvi film actor k pas masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.. Actor:ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa haram hai Molvi:G, ap k paiso se ham "BATHROOM" banainge..:P

12. Movie titles related to eng students:

Engineering student life mapped to Bollywood film titles — from 'Socha Na Tha' for exams to 'Mission Impossible' for Maths 1 and 'Phir Milenge' for failure. Movie titles related to eng students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, […]

13. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

A piece of Roman Urdu advice to think before falling in love — and if that doesn't land, just watch the film Tere Naam. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . agar phir bhi […]

14. Saying it directly or writing them

Feelings are always the same Saying it could be in different ways, Some say it directly are called 'LOVERS' Some write them on paper & are called 'POETS' =) (*) Happy Valentines Day (*)

15. Aqal kia hoti hai?

Sky and ocean each offer a grand definition of intelligence, and the recipient's response to the question proves they have none of it. Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

16. Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

17. Mushraf ki niyat

Satirical joke casting Musharraf's military prayers as targeting Jamia Hafza seminary — political topical humour from the 2000s. Mushraf ki niyat "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

18. Only 20% boys have brains.

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends:p

19. Part or Art of Life

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called "PART OF LIFE", But smiling in all those situations is called "ART OF LIFE".

After 6 working days of a week, the day following Saturday is called Sunday. People love to enjoy Sunday with families and friends by sending happy Sunday message or quote.. Some popular way of searching Sunday SMS is by using following keywords Sunday sms, Sunday messages, Sunday wishes, have a nice Sunday, great Sunday sms, […]

21. Great message at reception of company

Great Message written at the reception of a corporate company.. We don't pay you for having "brains" We only reward "you" for using them "intelligently"

22. Bell kharab hay ...

A suggested prank text claiming you've been outside for ages with a broken doorbell — and a reminder not to actually use it. Main Tumhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se Khara Hoon Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy Darwaza Kholo . . . . . . Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko Tung Nahi Krna Chahiye ...:p

23. Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage

Heart leaning toward someone, words stuck in the throat — the cure suggested is Vicks lozenges, not romance. Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo...

24. Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

Company offered Rs.500 for each money-saving idea submitted by it's employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250:p

25. Life is like a MOVIE...

Life as a movie genre — drama, action, suspense, and horror at the mirror. Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR

26. Nation searching for land . . .

An Independence Day reflection: 65 years ago a nation searched for land — now the land searches for the nation. 65 Years Ago... A Nation Was Searching For A Piece Of Land. . . Now, A Piece Of Land Searching For A Nation. . . Can Any One Help..?? ((*-._ Happy Independence Day _.-*))

27. Why should I ?

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The Answer Came: "Why Should I ? :-P

28. Everybody makes mistakes in this world

In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding them

29. GirlFriend asked what is love

GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]

30. TEACHER is a full form of

TEACHER is a full form of T-Talent E-Education A-Attitude C-Character H-Harmony E-Efficient R-Relation Happy Teachers Day

31. Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.

32. Taaray mobile per

****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

33. You for sure will succeed

Whatever you are by nature, keep to it, Never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for AND you for sure will succeed.Insha'Allah