Actors ka paisa haram hota hai

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1 molvi film actor k pas
masjid ka chanda mangne gaya..

Actor:ap log to kehte hain
k hamara paisa haram hai

Molvi:G, ap k paiso se
ham "BATHROOM" banainge..:P

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