Agar dada ashiq na hota

Hindi Funny SMS

Shah Jahan's grandson stares at the Taj Mahal and calculates how much richer the family would be if grandad hadn't been so romantic.

Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

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