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1. 3 Movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

2. Life is like a MOVIE...

Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR

3. Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, maths1 - mission impossible, environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester - kuch to hai, 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction […]

4. No imagination - no horror

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. ~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

5. Khuda ki banai qudrat nahi dekhi

Khuda ki banai qudrat nahi dekhi, Dilon main chupi dolat nahi dekhi, Jo kehta hai doori se mit jati hai dosti, Us ney shayud hamari dosti nahi daikhi

6. Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.

7. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

8. Moral of the movie Ghajini...

Moral of the movie Ghajini... Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent...

9. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

10. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

11. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

12. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath

Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,, ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,, mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, tab jana,,, rah b chalti rahi hai, meri raftaar k sath,,, ham to yusaf nahi,bazaar-e-sukhan mein "FRAAZ" yun hi chal parte hein,har ik kharidaar k sath.

13. Cricket match, Wife and husband

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

14. Main churail hoon

A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.

15. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

16. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

17. Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

18. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

19. Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya

Patient to Nurse: ¢â‚¬ËI Love You¢â‚¬â¢ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya¢â‚¬Â. NURSE : ¢â‚¬Å“chal jhoota , . . Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai¢â‚¬Â

20. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

21. Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

22. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

23. Valentine's Day Shayari

Tere Naam Ko Honto Pe Sajaya He Mene Tere Ruh Ko Apne Dil Me Basaya He Mene Dunya Tumhen Dhondte Dhondte Ho Jaye Gi Pagal Dil Ke Aise Kone Me Chupaya He Mene.

24. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

25. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

26. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

27. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?" Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko... Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo Husband: peeche line mein lag […]

28. Happy Promise Day Shayari

Mere Dil Ki Har Dharkan Keh Rahi Hai Mai Tum Se Aur Ziyda Mohabbat Karun Aik Lamba Arsaa Jo Sath Hai Guzara Yeh Tum Se Wadaa Raha Hamara Aee Janeman Happy Promise Day

29. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

30. Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

31. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

32. Sabse loving kaun: TUM

Sabse loving kaun: TUM, sabse sweet kaun: TUM, sabse cute kaun: TUM, in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

33. Zara prayy

Aik chand tanha khara raha Mere asmaan se zara prey Mere sath sath safar mai tha Meri manzilon se zara prey Teri justajo ke hisaar se Tere khawab tere khayal se Main wo shakhs tha jo khara raha Teri chahton se zara prey Kabhi dil ki baat kahi na thi Jo kahi to wo b […]