Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Hindi Punjabi SMS

Punjabi SMS with exam-hall humor: two people stealing glances at each other instead of the paper, so neither could write a word.

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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