Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Hindi Punjabi SMS

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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  14. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

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  15. Meri aankhon main raho, meri aankhon main raho

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    17. Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main, Yaad meri ayai jub judai main, Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon main, Jub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main.

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  19. Us ki yaadon main

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    21. Kisi ko apna bananay main dair lagti hay, Aik wada nibhanay main dair lagti hay, Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay, Magar usay bhulanay main dai lagti hay....

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    22. durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh! har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh! kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh! dil kay har sawal main rahta hai woh!

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    24. Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya To laga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

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  25. The two main rules of the company..

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  27. Sadgi main bhi ik sajawat si hai,

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  29. Gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe

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    31. Woh zindagi kia jis main pyar na ho, Woh pyar hi kia jis main yadain na hon, Woh yadain hi kia kis main tum na ho, Woh tum hi kia jis main hum na hon,

  31. Indian film names if we replace dil with egg

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