Movie titles related to eng students:

Hindi Exam SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Engineering student life mapped to Bollywood film titles — from 'Socha Na Tha' for exams to 'Mission Impossible' for Maths 1 and 'Phir Milenge' for failure.

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

Related SMS

  1. Students r not cheaters

    2. Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

  2. 1 horror movie dekhi

    3. Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

  3. Don't kill the students

    4. A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers"

  4. Good news for Karachi University students

    5. Congratulations! Good news for Karachi University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

  5. Life is like a MOVIE...

    6. Life as a movie genre — drama, action, suspense, and horror at the mirror. Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR

  6. Further resources & related sites on "EID FESTIVEL"

    7. Here are some other useful website offering nice stuff for EID festival EID Greeting Cards by 123greetings.com EID Greeting Cards by eidgreetings.com EID Greeting Cards by eidmubarak.com More EID Mubarak SMS

  7. Students Vs Teachers!

    8. Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]

  8. Happy New Year Wishes for Teachers & Students

    9. A short New Year note means a lot to a teacher, and a kind word from a teacher stays with a student for years. Here are messages for both, plus wishes that parents and schools can send. New Year wishes for teachers from students This year taught me what it feels like to be a […]

  9. 3 Movie tickets

    10. Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

  10. Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

    11. Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.

  11. Moral of the movie Ghajini...

    12. Moral of the movie Ghajini... Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent...

  12. To the students!

    13. To his/her students A teacher is always true! We are fortunate to have a teacher As wonderful loving and caring as you! Happy Teachers Day!

  13. Silent message for all students

    14. A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

  14. Love described in detail for medical students

    15. Medical Question: Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail. Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated. Types: 1 Way And 2 Way. Age: Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any […]

  15. I'm on a mission! Mission to avoid You, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

    16. I'm on a mission! Mission to avoid You, To forget You, To not to talk to You, To not to think about You anymore... . . . . . . . . . In short... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!

  16. I am on mission impossible

    17. I'm on a mission! Mission to make u cute, 2 make u beautiful, 2 make u smart, 2 make u genious. . . . . in short. . . . MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

  17. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

    18. Sardar hit by a truck is still shaking; explains why: the truck had 'Phir Milenge' (See You Again) written on the back. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha "Phir Milenge"

  18. rook kar dikhaye

    19. A grammar class turns into an impossible challenge when a student's future tense answer dares anyone to actually stop it happening. Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain" Iss ka future tense banao! Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

  19. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,

    20. Urdu reminder: clever people are everywhere, so choose carefully who you give your time and trust to. Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara soch k karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

  20. 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

    21. A teacher walks through easy additions building up to the hardest one — which the student correctly notices has been saved for them. Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan […]

  21. Challenges come in 3 categories

    22. Challenges in life come in three categories EASY, DIFFICULT AND IMPOSSIBLE! Those who take the easy way have a safe and boring life; those with difficult way have a tought but satisfying life and those taking the impossible way are remembered forever.

  22. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    23. A funny friendship SMS sending a message on a stealth mission to a sleeping friend, ending with a cheeky demand to text back. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  23. Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

    24. A student's definition of a lecturer that flips the teacher-student relationship. Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

  24. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

    25. A funny Roman Urdu exam rant pointing out that marriage, love, and death all happen once — so why on earth do exams keep coming back? Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

  25. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge

    26. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jahan duniya nazar phair legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.

  26. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

    27. Exam-season panic SMS: looking at the syllabus four days before the test feels like a song about change, but seeing the question paper confirms it's all unknown. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch […]

  27. Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

    28. Nihilistic student SMS: why study? You die anyway, and if you're reborn, you'll start from nursery again. So just enjoy. Parh likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !! So enjoY!!

  28. Milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge

    29. A warm Roman Urdu miss you realizing that staying in touch is not just a courtesy but the very thing that keeps both of you alive. Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha ke zinda rahe to phir milenge, magar aapse milne ke baad ye mehsoos kiya ke milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge

  29. Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

    30. A quick internal debate about whether it's crazy to send a random SMS — but the conclusion is that neither party in the debate is normal anyway. Dil ne kaha chalo "SMS" karain, socha.!! "dil to pagal hai" phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay

  30. Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai?

    31. Roman Urdu SMS pondering the unnamed bond between two people — asking whether it is like sky and earth, always apart yet incomplete without the other. kabhi socha hai? Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai? *Dosti *Mohababt *Zarurat *Khuwahish *Junoon *Ishq ya woh rishta jo, "Asman ka zameen se" Barish ka sehra se hay Haqiqat […]

  31. ACHA LAGTA HAI

    32. Hu to khafa us se, Per jane phir bhi kyo, Na chah kr bhi usko chahna acha lagta hai, Haqeeqat se hu door, Ye mujh ko hai pata, Per jan k anjan rehna acha lagta hai, Qaayil nahi main rone ka phir bhi kabhi kabhi, Tanhai main rona acha lagta hai€¦€¦

  32. Cricket ground, girlfriends & players

    33. Relationship disasters with a girlfriend mapped onto every type of cricket dismissal, from knock-out to clean bowled. Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players. Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye "knock out" Hota hai, Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye, "run out" Jo g.f ki deewar […]

  33. jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me

    34. Years from now, wherever we are, we'll meet again in dreams — like dried roses still pressed inside old books. barso baad na jaane kaun kaha hoga, hum dono me se na jaane kaun kaha hoga, phir milna hua to milenge khwabo me, jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me