Movie titles related to eng students:

Hindi Exam SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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    2. Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]

  2. 1 horror movie dekhi

    3. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

  3. Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

    4. Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.

  4. Good news for Karachi University students

    5. Congratulations! Good news for Karachi University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

  5. Life is like a MOVIE...

    6. Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR

  6. 3 Movie tickets

    7. Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

  7. To the students!

    8. To his/her students A teacher is always true! We are fortunate to have a teacher As wonderful loving and caring as you! Happy Teachers Day!

  8. Moral of the movie Ghajini...

    9. Moral of the movie Ghajini... Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent...

  9. Don't kill the students

    10. A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers"

  10. Further resources & related sites on "EID FESTIVEL"

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    12. Medical Question: Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail. Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated. Types: 1 Way And 2 Way. Age: Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any […]

  12. Students r not cheaters

    13. Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

  13. Silent message for all students

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  14. A good teacher according to student

    15. A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They […]

  15. Excitement in Examz!!!...

    16. Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20... Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) […]

  16. First class in B.Ed

    17. A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

  17. Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

    18. In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

  18. A Belated Teachers' Day

    19. A Belated Teachers' Day Its A Humble Request "80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students." So Plz . . . . BUNK d Classes As Much As Possible n Save Our Teachers

  19. Full form of maths.

    20. Question:What is the full form of maths. Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

  20. Analogy for all college lecturers

    21. AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS: They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class & expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

  21. What's d height of hope??

    22. Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"

  22. An essay on cricket match

    23. Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

  23. I am beautiful, which tense is it?

    24. A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class: When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it? One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

  24. 9 Highly disappointing situations -

    25. Highly disappointing situations Your best friend weds your lover!:'( A close friend avoiding without reason! :( 10 mark question asked for 2mark! :( Principal sitting near you on tour! :( EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! :( Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/ Friend calling […]

  25. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

    26. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

  26. Best of luck in your exams

    27. All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

  27. Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai?

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  28. Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?

    29. Question: Why most of the engineering students Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..? ? ? ? Answer: Smooth roads never make good drivers, Clear sky never makes good pilots & Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt, Never makes good engineers.

  29. 10 marks in an exam

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  30. A genius is a person....

    31. A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100" -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

  31. Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

    32. Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess‚¦ Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

  32. Tie Rakhi for me this year and forever

    33. I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related.

  33. 'The POLITE Way to PEE!

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