Analogy for all college lecturers

Exam SMS

A funny exam message about how lecturers teach plain rice in class but expect biryani in the exam.

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

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  1. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

    2. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college

  2. How are the studies in this college?

    3. A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

  3. college mei school ki yaad aayi.

    4. Roman Urdu SMS about layers of nostalgia: college prompts memories of school, thorns recall flowers, and life itself recalls a dear friend's face. college mei school ki yaad aayi. javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi. kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi. Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!

  4. Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate

    5. College friendships and that careless time don't come back — once those birds fly in the free wind, those days are gone. Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate, Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate. Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main, Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.

  5. Inside and outside college

    6. The difference between inside & outside d 'College' gate is..? We played life inside & Life plays with us Outside.! Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :)

  6. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

    7. A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

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  9. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

    10. A funny Roman Urdu exam rant pointing out that marriage, love, and death all happen once — so why on earth do exams keep coming back? Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

  10. Exams are like Girl friends

    11. A funny exam comparison: too many questions, hard to understand, more explanation needed — just like a girlfriend. Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

  11. Many things from friends

    12. I've learned many things from my Friends They gave me the tricks for a stupid activity They gave me money when I'm empty in college canteen They raise their hands towards me for good-bye when I'm leaving them They love me They care me n I love them too.. But still I've a complaint Still […]

  12. Exams ka saya hai,

    13. A melodramatic Urdu verse about exam stress comparing the whole ordeal to maya (illusion) — even the syllabus feels like a cosmic trick. Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

  13. Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

    14. A relatable Roman Urdu exam message capturing the pre-exam paralysis: no time, no plan, no sleep, just pure pained resignation. Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

  14. Newton's 4th law

    15. According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

  15. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

    16. Exam-season panic SMS: looking at the syllabus four days before the test feels like a song about change, but seeing the question paper confirms it's all unknown. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch […]

  16. What's d height of hope??

    17. Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"

  17. SAY NO TO EXAMS

    18. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

  18. Biryani khanay ki dua!

    19. A biryani eating prayer written in the exact format of a ritual intention — four plates, fifteen to twenty pieces of meat, with zarda, raita, and salad, Bismillah. Biryani khanay ki dua! Niyat kerta hon main 4 plate biryani ki, wastay 15,20 boti k bama zarda, raita, or salad k mun mera daig ki taraf. […]

  19. EXam's song by Munna bhai

    20. A funny Roman Urdu exam song narrated by Munna Bhai about students burning the midnight oil while the clock races toward the paper. EXam's song by Munna bhai: "Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

  20. Question by a student !!

    21. Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

  21. Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

    22. An encouraging Roman Urdu exam message reminding students that time is running out but two lines of reading are still better than none. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

  22. Medical term for lazy

    23. The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do All the things around the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He said: "now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain english," The doctor replied, "you're just lazy […]

  23. Age appears to be best in some things.

    24. Old wood burns best, old books read best, old rice tastes best — and old friends are the best of all. Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep.

  24. Best of luck in your exams

    25. All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

  25. Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

    26. A hilariously honest Roman Urdu exam prep list showing every stationery item accounted for and absolutely no study notes in sight. Yahoooooo......!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi (';') Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Uniform ID Card Sub tayyar hay, Ab bus.... Parhna baqi hay :p

  26. A genius is a person....

    27. A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100" -As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

  27. Excitement in Examz!!!...

    28. Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20... Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) […]

  28. Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko

    29. A dramatic Urdu verse gets hijacked by a college confession — you're not the only one setting hearts on fire around here. Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

  29. The shortest relationship

    30. The Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! !

  30. Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta

    31. Exam insurance SMS: if results existed as an insurance policy, you'd pay the premium — pass is fine, but at least you'd get a claim on failure. Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete...

  31. To be good professional

    32. A funny motivational spin arguing that cramming at the last minute is secretly how every future professional learns to manage time. To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

  32. Never expect anything in return

    33. Never expect anything in return from any1 But the truth is when we really love someone, we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!

  33. Never expect anything in return

    34. Never expect anything in return from any1 But the truth is when we really love someone, we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!