Analogy for all college lecturers

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

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  3. Inside and outside college

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  14. A good teacher according to student

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  18. A man who ....

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  24. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

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