Aqal kia hoti hai?

Hindi Insult SMS

Sky and ocean each offer a grand definition of intelligence, and the recipient's response to the question proves they have none of it.

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

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