Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

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1. Aqal kia hoti hai?

Sky and ocean each offer a grand definition of intelligence, and the recipient's response to the question proves they have none of it. Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

2. ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal

Funny Pakistan Independence Day dua praying for Quaid's wisdom, Iqbal's looks, Liaquat's coat, Fatima's youth — and Gandhi's hair. Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal, Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal aur gandhi g k baal day. JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK

3. AQAL HO NA HO

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

4. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

5. Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

6. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Punjabi SMS with exam-hall humor: two people stealing glances at each other instead of the paper, so neither could write a word. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

7. Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main

Roman Urdu SMS condensing the Quran into three obligations: satisfy Allah through His commands, follow the Prophet, and give others their rights. Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main 1- ALLAH Ko Razi Karo Us K Ehkam Se .. 2- Rasool S.A.W Ko Razi Karu Unki Eta`at Se .. 3- Makhluq Ko Razi Karo Un k […]

8. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

Classic Santa-Banta format: someone rushes to tell Santa his house is flooded; Santa says impossible because he has the key. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas […]

9. Main ullu ka patha ...!

A boy insists on sleeping on the sofa instead of his host's son's room — and deeply regrets his decision come morning. 1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay […]

10. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!

Challenges you to find the moon hidden in the SMS — then explains the moon is the sender's face, which SMS can't transmit. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p

11. Is duniya main 3 tarha k log

Roman Urdu SMS listing three kinds of fortunate people — those with true love, a good friend, and the sender's repeated messages. Is duniya main 3 tarha k log khushnaseeb hotey hain 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye acha friend milta hai 3 jinhain mera sms bar bar milta hai

12. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

13. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada ....

A funny Roman Urdu miss you SMS comparing how much the sender misses someone to a series of increasingly absurd benchmarks. bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I MISS U

14. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Last wishes SMS: no Taj Mahal needed, just bury the sender and build a girls hostel over the grave. Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

15. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

A romantic offer to give the beloved anything they ask for — moon, stars, heart, life — until the demands cross a line and the sender calls it. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik […]

16. Us ki yaadon main

Us ki yaadon main, Us ki baaton main, Kahin mera aqs bhi jhilmilata hoga, Lakh masroof hoga, Apnay kamoon main, Phir bhi hamain soch ker kabhi to muskurata ho ga.

17. Main na mil sakon jo tum se

A ghazal asking to not be searched for, not be longed for — if he can't meet, don't make it harder. Main na mil sakon jo tum se, meri justujo na karna Tumhain meri hi qasam hay, meri arzoo na karna Mujhy jis se thi muhabbat, use thi ajab si adat Kabhi mounh phair lena, […]

18. Gun main nay chupa di thi

A Sardar gets robbed at knifepoint and a friend asks why he didn't use his gun — the explanation involves practical thinking about what else might get stolen. Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori […]

19. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

Roman Urdu SMS listing an ideal woman's qualities — modesty, fragrance of a rose, devotion to prayer, and service to parents. 1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare […]

20. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

Starts as a sincere message asking you to open up, then veers into a threat to smash your phone if the SMS wasn't good. Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi […]

21. Ulfat main kha'ay zakham jab say

Ulfat main‚ kha'ay zakham jab say, Chaine se nahi reh paata hoon main, Aaj bhi apne me bahut, Teri kami paata hoon main.

22. Main sun k uski sub batain

Main sun k uski sub batain, Faqat itna hi kehta tha, Khafa hona mana laina, Yeh sadiyon say riwayat hay, Gilay shikway karo mujh say, Tumhain janan ijazat hay, Magar ik baat meri bhi, Tum yaad rakh laina, Kabhi aisa bhi hota hay, Hawa'ain rukh badalti hain, Khata'ain ho hi jati hain, Khafa hona bhi […]

23. Ek Khushi ki chaah main

Chased one happiness and lost all others — gave loyalty to someone who never truly claimed you as theirs. Ek Khushi ki chaah mai har khushi se dur huye hum... Kisi se kuch keh bhi na sake itne majbur huye hum.. Na aayi unhe nibhaani pyar mai wafaa... Aur jamaane ki najar bewafa ke naam […]

24. Sadgi main bhi ik sajawat si hai,

wo hai bohat sada aur bawaqar lakin us ki sadgi main bhi ik sajawat si hai, us ki guftugu main hai haqiqat ka rang warna ab her cheez milawat si hai

25. Waqt-e-dua main ek dua karon

Waqt-e-dua main ek dua karon, main rab se ek eltija karon, tu khush rahe, tu shaad rahe, teray dil ka angar abaad rahay, tu har pal yun hi hansa kare, tu phulon ki manind khila kare, teri zindagi main koi ghum na ho, teri aankh kabhi num na ho, tujhey kisi se koi gila na […]

26. Wo sunta to main kehta

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha, wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di, mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di, usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. […]

27. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat […]

28. The two main rules of the company..

A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?" The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did." Then the boss said, "Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness. . . . There was no […]

29. Hum dono main cute kon?

Playful Roman Urdu SMS that hands the recipient every compliment — cute, smart, dashing — then takes them all back with a punchline. Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...?

30. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,

A warm Roman Urdu good night encouraging the reader to lose themselves in dreams, find someone to belong to, and trust that tomorrow will be better. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so […]

31. Main kaisay Eid manaoon

Longing Roman Urdu Eid SMS from someone far from a friend, torn between going to them or calling them over. Door hoon apne Dost sey mai kesey Eid manaoon !! Soch rahi hoon us tak pohnchoon ya us ko Bulaoon!

32. Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Friendship vow SMS: our bond will never break — but honestly, your photo negative looks better than you do. Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

33. ibadat main 2 chizain

Roman Urdu quote from Hazrat Ali (R.A) naming his two most valued acts of worship: Fajr prayer in winter cold and Ramadan fasting in summer heat. Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}