Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

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Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho¢â‚¬Â¦.
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
¢â‚¬Å“Good Morning¢â‚¬Â

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