Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

Hindi Funny SMS

Kiya lay ker ayai thay----?

Kiy lay kar jao gay...??

Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?

Itnay paisay bacha ker kya.....
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Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

Related SMS

  1. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

    2. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

  2. New mobile lia hay

    3. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

  3. Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai

    4. Jub jab aap say milnay ki umid nazar ayai, Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai, Gir paray aason aakhon say or, her ek aasun main aap ki tasveer nazar ayai

  4. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    5. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  5. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    6. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  6. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

    7. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

  7. Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay

    8. In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay, Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay, Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay, Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay....

  8. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

    9. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

  9. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay

    10. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay, hum bhi chup chaap phira kertay thay, Aankhon mein pyaas howa kerti thi, Dil mein toofan utha kertay thay, Loog aatay they ghazal sunne ko, Hum teri baat kia kertay thay, Such samajhtay they teray wadon ko, Raat din ghar mein raha kertay thay, Woh bhi kia din […]

  10. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

    11. Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

  11. Aatish-e-ishq main jal jaon tujhey is say kiya

    12. Aatish-e-ishq main jal jaon tujhey is say kiya Mousam ki tarah badal jaon tujhey is say kiya Chot khaon ya zakham lagay, ya ahsas-e-ghum mein tarpon Mein gir jaon ya sanbhal jaon tujhey is say kiya Mussartaon ko daikh ker bay qarar ho jaon Ya tofan-e-ghum say behal jaon, tujhey is say kiya Hansta daikh […]

  12. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

    13. ‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy? Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi […]

  13. Taaray mobile per

    14. ****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

  14. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

    15. SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

  15. Same mobile phone chargers

    16. Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

  16. A mobile is like women

    17. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

  17. Mobile texting with a low battery

    18. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  18. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

    19. - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

  19. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    20. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  20. Jis ki qurbat main karar bohut hay

    21. Jis ki qurbat main karar bohut hay us ka milna dushwar bohut hay jo meray hathon ki lakiron main nahin us shakhs say mujhey pyar bohut hay

  21. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    22. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  22. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... mazak kia tha

    23. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... thoda nahi bay shumar kiya tha, Meri to duniya hi badal gayi. Jab usne kaha... Aray mein‚ nay‚ to sirf mazak kiya tha

  23. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    24. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

  24. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    25. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  25. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

    26. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat […]

  26. Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main

    27. Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main, Yaad meri ayai jub judai main, Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon main, Jub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main.

  27. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    28. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  28. Main nay pocha chand say

    29. Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

  29. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    30. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

  30. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

    31. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

  31. Nazar nawaz nazron main ji nahin lagta

    32. Nazar nawaz nazron main ji nahin lagta, Fiza gayai to baharon main ji nahin lagta, Na poch mujh say terey ghum main kia guzarti hay, yahi kahonga hazaron mein jee nahin lagta.

  32. Dil main koi malal bhi nahin

    33. Dil main koi malal bhi nahin, Us se koi gila nahin, jo sath day k bhi sath nahin, Us ki khushion ki mangi hai dua, Yeh alag bat hay k meri zindagi us ka sawal hai k nahin

  33. Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja

    34. GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja, Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja, k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja, yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja, is liye main ne aap ko bheja