Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

Hindi Funny SMS

A philosophical SMS about what you came into the world with and what you'll leave with — ending in a dig about saving money to install CNG in your phone.

Kiya lay ker ayai thay----?

Kiy lay kar jao gay...??

Mujhey SMS nahin kar k
kitnay paisay bachao gay?

Itnay paisay bacha ker kya.....
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Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

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