Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

Hindi Funny SMS

Phone fully charged, eyes on the screen, battery ready — but the friends involved guarantee nothing is coming.

SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,
Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai,
per SMS aenge kesay?
Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

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