Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai

Hindi Rakhi SMS

Funny Rakhi SMS warning men: if you see a woman with something shiny in her hand near the festival, move away fast — it might be a rakhi.

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
Janhit mai jaari!!!

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