Rakhi bhaij di hai, mil jayegi

Hindi Rakhi SMS

Funny Rakhi SMS written as if from Bollywood star Mallika Sherawat, informing her 'bhaiya' via a borrowed phone that his rakhi is in the post.

Hello Bhaiya, how r u?
How's life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me
inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat

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