Amitabh & Shashi kapoor

Hindi Diwali SMS

Amitabh -
mere paas rocket hai,
shurli hai,
chakri hai,
murga bumb hai,
anaar hai,

tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi kapoor -
mere paas
maachis hai!:p

Related SMS

  1. An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

    2. An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!

  2. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

    3. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

  3. Iqrar-e-wafa tum ne nahi karna

    4. Tumhe zid hy k iqrar-e-wafa tum ne nahi karna Meri taqdeer mein rang-e-HinA tum ne nahi bharna Tumhe manzoor he shayad mera ghut ghut k he marna Tumhare faisaly per ab,sar-e-tasleem kham hoga Main apny hont see loon ga Yu he bekaif gee loon ga Tumhare hijer ki tasveer ko dil main saja loon ga […]

  4. Kaash hum SMS hotay

    5. Kaash hum SMS hotay aik click main tumhare paas hotay Bhale tum Hamein delete kar dete par kuch pal ke liye hum tumharay ehsaas to hotay

  5. mere hamsafar

    6. Mere Humsafer, mere Hum-nasheen Main ne Rab se manga to kuch nahi Per jub bhi mangi koi dua! Nahi manga kuch bhi "Tere Siwa" Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Naye ehad ki Sabhi rahtain, Sabhi chahtain, Wo ata kre tujhe manzlain, Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Tujhe Bakht de, Tujhe Taj de Tujhe […]

  6. Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajhna,

    7. Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajhna, yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna, ji raha tha tumhare naam par, mar jau toh bewafa mat samajhna

  7. >---> Jaa meray mizail jaa

    8. >---> >---> Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

  8. one girl asked to pappu

    9. 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

  9. Wish u a very happy new year

    10. Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Arnold Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachhan & me.. All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

  10. To my loveable and kanjoos brother

    11. Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, tum mujhe kuch to commission do! To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother¢â‚¬Â¦ Just kidding as always. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Raksha Bandhan¢â‚¬Â

  11. Style of break up

    12. Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

  12. Is Faaslon Ki

    13. In Faaslon ki Fikar main kyon karon Bhala? Bohat Door reh k bhi mere paas hai koi, Is soch main Dooba hai bohat dair se mera Dil. Kia Uske Dil main bhi Aisa Ehsaas hai koi?

  13. Door hokar bhi paas nazar ayenge.

    14. Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge, Sukoon bankar dil mein utar jayenge, Mehsus karnay ki koshish kijiye, dur hokar bhi paas nazar ayenge.

  14. Bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

    15. Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar detay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

  15. Doorian bahut hai par itna smajh lo.

    16. Dooriyan bohat hain per itna samajh lo, Paas reh ker hi koi rishta khaas nahin hota, Tum dil k paas itnay ho k, Dooriyoon ka ehsas nahin hota.

  16. Ana Ki Baat Hai Warna Mohabbat Ab B Baki Hai

    17. Ana Ki Baat Hai Warna Mohabbat Ab B Baki Hai Usay Meri Mjhe Uski Zarorat Ab B Baki Hai Koi Mushkil Agar Darpaish Aye Laut Ana Tum Tumhare Waste Dil Mie Aqeedat Ab B Baki Hai Bala Ki Sard Mehri Hai Meri Har Baat Mie Lekin Mere Seenay Mien Chaht Ki Hararat Ab B Baki […]

  17. Meri seerat ko talaash ker

    18. Meri taqdeer se pooch meri qismat ka faisla. Meri muskurahat pe na ja mere dard ko talaash ker Meri aankhon se pooch mere intizaar ki inteha. Mere itminaan pe na ja mere sabr ko talaash ker Mere pyar se pooch mere pyar ka aalam. Meri soorat pe na ja meri seerat ko talaash ker

  18. Kash hum ek SMS hoty

    19. Kash hum ek SMS hotay bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar daitey laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

  19. lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire

    20. Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire

  20. Kese Bhool Gaya WO

    21. Kese Bhoool gaya wo guzre huwe din Lagta nahi tha us ka dil mere bin Dosto se kaha karta tha wo b, Kiya ye b ji sakta hai mere bin Mazaq ban jaya karta tha jo Doston mein khud ko tanha samjta tha wo mere bin Isse hade diwangi kahoon ya pagalpan tasawar me wo […]

  21. Light a lamp of love!

    22. Light a lamp of love! Blast a chain of sorrow! Shoot a rocket of prosperity! Fire a flowerpot of happiness! Wish u and your family SPARKLING DIWALI

  22. Kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho?

    23. Bun k ahsas meri dharkan k paas rehtay ho, Tasveer ban k meri aankhon k paas rehtay ho, Aaj poochtay hain aik sawal tumsay, kiya door reh ker tum bhi udaas rehtay ho? <Miss You>

  23. Mushraf ki niyat

    24. Mushraf ki niyat "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

  24. Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai

    25. Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar […]

  25. Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum

    26. Mujhe kamil yaqeen hai tum meri ban jaao gi ek din tumhare dil mai utroon ga mohabbat ki sada ban kar Mere josh-e-janoon par sari khalqat mujhko takti hai zara tum bhi nazar dalo na bethoo yun Khuda ban kar Tumhain yeh raaz batla doon k aksar chand ratoun main teri aangan mai aata hun […]

  26. Too ne daikha

    27. too ne daikha hai kabi ghoor se chehray ko mere kitny gham tere muhabbat ne chupaey hain mere tere ik pal ki muhabbat ka ye asar hoa hai kitny jazbat jo soe thy jagae hain mere mai tu apnoo k hi dhokoon main gira rehta tha tujh ko paya hai to ab sare paraey hain […]

  27. Hindi Father's Day Poem / Poetry / Shayari

    28. Mere Wajood meri zindagi mere Abbu Meri Nigah ki hein Roshni mere Abbu Mujhay Waqar jahan mein, inhi kay dam say Mila Mera Qarar,Meri Zindagi mere Abbu INHI KI zaat say Paya Shaur Or Danai Hein meri Rooh ki Tabandi mere Abbu Mein Un Kay Saaye mein Rehti hoon,Roshni ban kar Mera Naseeb Meri Har […]

  28. Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

    29. O mere makhna meno yaad rakhna har vely hasna, Koe problem howy ty dasna, kise hor nal na phasna, bus mere nal vasna O mere makhna Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

  29. Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai

    30. Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai woh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana teri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana bohat chaha […]

  30. Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz

    31. Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko manane Mujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz kabi b maine to socha b nahi tha Vo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz Har roz aieene sey […]

  31. Haqiqat samjho ya afsana

    32. Haqiqat samjho ya afsana; Begana kaho ya deewana; Suno mere dil ka fasana; Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.

  32. I MISS YOU

    33. Ae mere sms mere dost k pas jana, agar wo busy ho to shoor mut machana, jub wo free ho jaye to dhere se muskurana, Aur kehna "I MISS YOU"

  33. Apne pyare papa ko hamara salaam

    34. Mere Khuda tera shukriya, Mere Khuda tera karam, Mere Abbu ki mohabbat ki mohabbat sabse badi.. Yahi dua k rahe uska saya mujhpe rehay! jinki ungli tham k chalna sekah hai jeena har mushkil se bahar nikalna ek din unke naam, apne pyare papa ko hamara salaam happy father’s day.