Amitabh & Shashi kapoor

Hindi Diwali SMS

Funny Bollywood-themed Diwali SMS joke in which Amitabh lists all his firecrackers and Shashi Kapoor wins with a single matchbox.

Amitabh -
mere paas rocket hai,
shurli hai,
chakri hai,
murga bumb hai,
anaar hai,

tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi kapoor -
mere paas
maachis hai!:p

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