lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire

Hindi Funny SMS

Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor
in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor

main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire
lakin, lab pay aati ha dua ban kay tamana maire

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