Sala character dheela hay

Hindi Funny SMS

"Munni Aur Sheela"

Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. .
Aur!
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MAIN Karn To

"SALA Character Dhela Hy!
Altaf Bhai' Press Confrence Karte Huwe Ropare!

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