Pappu can't dance sala :p

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1. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

Grammar class joke: teacher asks what 'Pappu' is in the sentence about Pappu not talking to girls — a student nails the insult. Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

2. one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

3. A boy goes to see a dance

A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!

4. R u going 2 dance?

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?" She felt so happy & said-"yes" & d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

5. New year party me "Lungi" Dance kon karega....

Funny Hinglish New Year party SMS worrying about who will do the Lungi Dance if something happens to the sender's friends. Meri hasi ka hisab kon karega. Meri Galti ko Maf kon karega... E-khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna Warna New year party me "Lungi" Dance kon karega....

6. Teach to dance in 5 seconds

How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec?? . . . . . Throw A Cockroach On Her =D

7. Sala character dheela hay

Munni and Sheela's famous Bollywood dances are perfectly acceptable — but when someone else tries the same moves, it's a character problem. "Munni Aur Sheela" Dance Karen To Ye Haseena'on Ki Ada. . Aur! . . MAIN Karn To "SALA Character Dhela Hy! Altaf Bhai' Press Confrence Karte Huwe Ropare!

8. Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

Nihilistic student SMS: why study? You die anyway, and if you're reborn, you'll start from nursery again. So just enjoy. Parh likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !! So enjoY!!

9. Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai

Traces what love means depending on who it's for — parents, siblings, wife — then lands on the wife version: Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu. Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai Maa se ho to Ibadat Baap se ho to Muqaddas Bhai se ho to Aqeedat Behn se ho to Farz Aur BV se ho […]

10. To ye unka personal problem hay

A deliberately tangled web of who likes whom in a friend group — concludes it's all their personal problem; why are you wasting your brain? Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu […]

11. Guddu gana ga raha tha

Guddu sings a song about the sky above him — Pappu beats him up because Aasma happens to be his sister's name. Guddu gana ga raha tha, "aaj main ooper Aasma neechay" To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara, Bhala kion??? kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi. hehe:p

12. Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons "We will do it" Means "U will do it." "U have done a great job" Means "More work will be given to u." "We r a team" Means "I am not the only one to be blamed." "That is a good question" Means "I do not know anything about it." "All the best […]

13. Chalaan kaat dia

Pappu's innocent face went unnoticed by the traffic cop — who just issued a fine anyway without a second thought. Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu . . . . . . Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(

14. 143 means ???

143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . . . . . . . . . . . . It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

15. Balti bhar roh-e-afza

A short punchline about Pappu's legendary thirst being taken too literally by someone with a very large container of Rooh Afza. Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU, Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...

16. When a girl on facebook

When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

17. My smile doesn't always mean...

Not every smile means happiness. Sometimes it means holding on. Sometimes it means tired of crying. My SMILE ... Doesn't always mean "I m Happy ..." Sometimes It Means "I Can Manage ..." And Sometimes It Just Means "I m Tired Of Crying ..."

18. If "special"means lovings, caring & dear,

If "special"means lovings,caring & dear, If"special"means thoughtful too & if"special"means tender,gentle & kind, then special surely means U !

19. Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

A classroom roll-call joke where Pappu, Bablu, and Tinku all answer — and the silence after "Ullu" tells you exactly who should be pressing the button. Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa

20. Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy

21. Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers

Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day!

22. Why student fails ?

A humorous calculation proving that students have almost no days left to study. WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, […]

23. Loving you means ...

Loving you Means that I give you my heart My love, my whole self; You’ll always come first Before anything else Loving you Means that I give you my faith My trust, my confidence; I promise to always be true To be loyal, to be honest Loving you Means you’re a part of my life, […]

24. Mother is an abbreviation of

"M" is for the million things she gave me, "O" means only that she's growing old, "T" is for the tears she shed to save me, "H" is for her heart of purest gold, "E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining, "R" means right, and right she'll always be.

25. Love as if its never going to hurt.

Dance as if no ones watching, Love as if its never going to hurt.

26. I love you & You love your daughter

Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.

27. More than flowers and gifts

A Mother's Day message that goes beyond flowers and gifts — it just says thank you and I love you. Happy Mother’s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day!

28. Winner means who use the opportunity

Lucky means who get the opportunity. Brilliant means who create the opportunity. Winner means who use the opportunity. Be a winner always.

29. Lucky means who get the opportunity

Lucky means who get the opportunity. Brilliant means who create the opportunity. Winner means who use the opportunity. Be a winner always.

30. I love you means ....

I love you' means that I accept you for the person you are and that I don't wish to change you into someone else it means that I care enough to fight for what we have and that i love you enough not to let you go....!!!

31. What should I write against mother tongue

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long.....!

32. Love like you've never been hurt

Dance like nobody's watching. Love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening. Live like it's heaven on earth.

33. Excitement in Examz!!!...

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20... Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) […]