Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

Hindi Funny SMS

Nihilistic student SMS: why study? You die anyway, and if you're reborn, you'll start from nursery again. So just enjoy.

Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
So enjoY!!

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