5 points of a normal student

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1. Why student fails ?

A humorous calculation proving that students have almost no days left to study. WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, […]

2. A Student Service Msg...!

A one-liner logic flip — if not there, then not here either. Classic student logic. If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study. A Student Service Msg...!

3. Woh konsa normal hay

An internal debate about whether to send a message, settled once the sender remembers the recipient is just as crazy as the impulse itself. Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI" phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

4. A good teacher according to student

A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They […]

5. A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

6. Question by a student !!

Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

7. Teacher And A Student

Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!

8. Principal shock, student rocks

Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE" Principal shock...! Student rocks....! B-)

9. Accounts k student ki gaalian

An accounting student insults someone entirely in financial terminology: bounced cheque, bad debt, dishonoured bill, net loss. Accounts k student ki gaali:- Salay bounced cheque, Dharti pe liability, Paidaishi bad debt, Dishonoured bill, Insolvent admi, Khandan ka net loss, tu paida kion howa ?

10. Teacher, student and kiss

A kindergarten teacher offers a kiss as a reward for counting to ten — and the student wants to renegotiate the terms. Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se, 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi... BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

11. Altered definitions of student life

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]

12. Life of a medical student

Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it'll b over 5th yr: finaly it'll b over House job: i did it Job : i love myself W8 a min ! Something is missing […]

13. Eid mubarak from biology student

Cardially. Happy Eid day from the depth of right & left ventricles, wrapped with the ribbons of purkinje fibers and sealed in pericardium. Decorated with SA and AV nodes with a glitter topping of pericardial fluid and cusps of mitral and tricuspid valves. In short ap ko teh-e-dil se EID MUBARAK ho :)

14. Medical student wishing good night

I wish that u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain. In short, Good Night!!!!

15. Parrot sits on elephant

A physics student solves a riddle by simply swapping the names of the animals. Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible….? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant’s name is parrot & parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything

16. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

17. Inspirational & Motivational New Year Messages

Motivational New Year messages for anyone with something to work towards: a friend chasing a goal, a student with exams ahead, someone starting over, a business owner, or yourself. Pick one that fits and add their name. Inspirational New Year messages The commencement of a new yearalways promises new abundance and happiness,but sometimes we may […]

18. Don't kill the students

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers"

19. I Miss Our Conversations: Messages for When You Miss the Old Us

You used to talk about everything, and now the chat has gone quiet. These messages help you tell a partner or an old friend that you miss your old conversations, without sounding like you're blaming them. What does "I miss the old us" mean? When someone says "I miss the old us," they usually mean […]

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21. Love becomes PLAN for life

Love arrives without planning and without reason — but when it's real, it quietly becomes the plan you organize everything else around. In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when LOVE is real, It becomes your PLAN for life and your reason for living.

22. Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

A student's definition of a lecturer that flips the teacher-student relationship. Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

23. Chand say pocha shandni ka raaz kia hay

The moon is asked why it glows so brightly, and its answer points quietly to one person whose presence lights everything up. Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon

24. Happy New Year Wishes for Teachers & Students

A short New Year note means a lot to a teacher, and a kind word from a teacher stays with a student for years. Here are messages for both, plus wishes that parents and schools can send. New Year wishes for teachers from students This year taught me what it feels like to be a […]

25. How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d […]

26. New Year Messages for Your Crush

Want to wish your crush a Happy New Year without making it awkward? Start subtle, go shy, or be bold. There are funny ones too, and lines for being the first message they get this year. Subtle New Year wishes for your crush Happy New Year! Hope this year is as nice to you as […]

27. Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

A quick internal debate about whether it's crazy to send a random SMS — but the conclusion is that neither party in the debate is normal anyway. Dil ne kaha chalo "SMS" karain, socha.!! "dil to pagal hai" phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay

28. 10 marks in an exam

Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]

29. Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

Nihilistic student SMS: why study? You die anyway, and if you're reborn, you'll start from nursery again. So just enjoy. Parh likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !! So enjoY!!

30. Belated Teachers' Day Wishes and Messages

Forgot to wish your teacher on the day? A late thank-you still counts, especially if it's honest. These run from sincere to cheeky, so pick one that fits how well you know them. Funny belated Teachers' Day messages A belated Teachers' Day.It's a humble request:"80% of teachers r suffering from throat pain by teaching students."So […]

31. Will You Be My Valentine? Cute, Funny & Paragraph Messages

Asking someone to be your Valentine is easier when you have the words ready. Pick a cute, funny or longer paragraph ask below, with separate sections for a crush and for your wife or husband. What does "will you be my Valentine" mean? "Will you be my Valentine?" (also texted as "will u be my […]

32. True meaning of study

What is the true meaning of 'Study'?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

33. How to settle abroad?

A comparison of how boys and girls each find a way to settle abroad. How to settle abroad? For Boys: Study hard Get good grades Appear in ielts n toefl Apply for student visa Wait for the call Appear in the interview Get admission in a university Get good grades Search for a job Work […]