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Parrot sits on elephant
A physics student solves a riddle by simply swapping the names of the animals.
Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
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Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
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parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything
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