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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
An elephant flirts with an ant; the ant storms off to tell the elephant's wife: control your husband — we have men at home too.
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
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