1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

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  2. Mood affects yours!

    3. You Know Someone Means A Lot To You When Their Mood Affects Yours!

  3. Most and least romantic rhymes

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  4. Most romantic horrible scene

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  5. The most romantic country of the world..?

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  6. Writing a love letter is more romantic

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  7. These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

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  10. How To Do Single-Lip Kiss / Romantic Kiss

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  11. When you truly love some one ... live a romantic live

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  13. Romantic Hug Day Message

    14. If you hesitate when I hold ur hand, i will let you go. If you run away when I give you a kiss, i will let you go. But once you let me give you a hug, just once... I will never let you go.

  14. Romantic Women's Day Message

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  15. Romantic Women's Day Memory

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  17. Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

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  20. Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

    21. Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,

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  22. PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

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  23. Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........

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  25. Funny Promise Day Message

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  26. Iqrar-e-wafa tum ne nahi karna

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  27. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

    28. Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

  28. Har larki per nazar ;)

    29. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai Express news: har larki per nazar;)

  29. Kaun pagal hoga

    30. Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

  30. Aagar Raat Ko koi...

    31. Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, Tumhare Badan ko chume, Gaalo ko kiss kare, toh Romantic maat bano, . . . . "MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

  31. During the times when we fought

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  32. Good Morning Sweety / Beautiful

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