Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Funny SMS

A student's definition of a lecturer that flips the teacher-student relationship.

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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